Inanities

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, "...hey you know what would be funny?" and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

The confusion is more understandable for people who speak English as a second language and have gotten their definition of capitalism only from Communists and from non-Communists that Communists have told them to distrust.

Nebraska, hot beef sundae sounds like a sex thing.

Peanut soup is delicious. - A Virginian

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

Eh. I’d take the freak out. I could die in my home office and no one would notice until I’d missed a deadline with the possible exception of my favorite barista who doesn’t even know my last name, much less where to find my body.

Like I had a choice?

me rn

clearly, this comes from someone who read Akatsuki No Yona, no doubt

For real