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today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

that’s so fucking stupid i’m crying lmao

you feel really stupid when it loops again

I’m closing my browser.

buddy does not know

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

The invention of broth

What the fuck

never underestimate the ability of a cat , especially the mother fuckin queen of the jungle

My soul would have left my body

Lion

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

OR TALK TO HER GF, I’LL KICK YOU. i AM 100 AND LIKE 26 POUNDS OF PURE ‘ KEEP YOUR MITS OFF MY CUTIE’ 

Not wanting children, having tattoos, swearing, or not being able to cook does not make you ‘less of a woman’. You know what does make you less of a woman? Not identifying as female. That’s it. Fuck off with your outdated gender roles conformism bullshit.