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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

mamoru

these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced

onlyblackgirl

I never knew how much I needed this

spoiled-pink888

Lmfao

settlethewhoreids

“You put so much ginger in this it’s a Weasley” 💀

geekscoutcookies

Yall

ourqueenfelinefatale

Like Gordon is savage yall. Comes straight for the jugular. Roasts people as well as he roasts chicken.

kyssthis16

The olive oil one took me all the way out. Like… 😂😂😂😂😂

karnythia

Can anyone explain how you burn ice cream? I have so many questions

themodernartists

Bernard Frize (b. 1949), Spitaler, 1999. Acrylic and resin on canvas.

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daminwayne

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

bebe-benzenheimer

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

impolitecanadian

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

ctnctnctnctnctn

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

bbanditt

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

sanjista

it is the chosen one

greywardenlisa

it must be the main character in the anime

charlesoberonn-deactivated20150

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

guardgenie

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

slightly-fanatic

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

al-the-stuff-i-like

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

azispaz-deactivated20180606

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THAT TULIP

ihavealavalamp

unviersity application: what are your three best qualities? me: im gay i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends

gaymabelpines

“I’m gay” = I am confident in myself and my sexuality; “I have soft hair” = I take care of myself and my body well, and put effort into my appearance; and “Sometimes I cry because I love my friends” = I have a kind and compassionate heart

there you go thats three amazing and wonderful things about you isnt that grand!!!!! good luck with those applications and live your dream!!!!!!!!

ihavealavalamp

this is the best response i’ve gotten on this post so far im gonna cry i love you

thegoodvybe

snorelaks

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

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cacupids-blog1

here are all the playlists that were requested:

smoking weed with fairy royalty

you’re sitting at the bottom of a swimming pool lit by neon lights, but instead of water the pool is filled with peach soda

you’re an alien visiting your human boyfriend on earth and you’re entering the earth’s atmosphere but you’ve done it like thirty times so you’re just chilling

everything is endless cornfields and stormy skies and the end of the world is coming so the radio’s playing apocalyptic tunes

you’re sitting outside dairy queen at 2am w cherry topped sundaes and you’re wearing your best friend’s faux fur jacket

you’re at 7/11 at night minding your own business but when you go to leave you realize the door won’t open and all the power goes out except for the slushie machine so now you’re just chilling on the floor in a 7/11 in the blue light & hum of a slushie machine

a tiny dancer living in a dusty music box

you’re really tired and it’s late and you feel numb but you’re laughing at memes and feeling intense love for your friends

when you’re in the woods alone and you’re following a tunnel to a house, you hear a sound behind you and when you look around you realize this tunnel doesn’t have a start or an end, and it never did

thebestoftumbling

tastefullyoffensive

hofessorx

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

lovelyanimal

badlydrawneverything

zharizard666

I felt like giving them rad glasses :)

izzabludzstorm-deactivated20181

I made some rad boots, sorry that I can’t draw

pea-brain

its halloween so you know what THAT MEANS

a witch hat.. thats. thats what it means

bagueddy-deactivated20190725

Best frens :00

tiredsongdog-moved

this new friend seems very shy :0

ukulele--alien-blog

Cake to celebrate the friends

maxchou

can cowboy horseman come along too?

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