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Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

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Dune is peak because it introduces two ruling families, the Morally Complex Good Greek Guys and the Cartoonishly Evil Homophobic Caricatures, and then halfway through reveals that they're actually the same family because of eugenist turbo incest and their only difference is in aesthetics

finding out jk rowling invited epstein over more than once is really the least surprising thing out of them

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

once i was in the TSA line for a flight and it was SO LONG that TSA decided to just drop all the security protocols. leave everything in the suitcase including electronics. keep your shoes on. don't go through the fancy 360 scanner, just the metal detector. get out of here. and i was like ohhhh so you admit this is all just your stupid community theatre production that you've made me be a part of for all this time and it doesn't actually mean anything real. okayyyyy

White was not in the running until I realized how may Cybertrucks I could turn into cheese.