Lonely Space Buns

Before February ends, a miracle is going to happen

I receive it.

i have literally never seen anything cuter than this

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

when it hit that ‘oh’ in the song

FUCKING SUPERB YOU FUNKY LITTLE ROBOT GUY

Next Gen B.M.O. looks great

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

my heart is an overgrown garden

It’s full of LOVE and WORMS babey!!!!!!!

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

its 1:42 am and i just heard the unmistakeable sound of someone sprinting down the road wearing flip flops. good luck buddy