weâve all heard of the fake dating trope⌠but have u considered.. fake exes tropeâŚ..
âmy new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say iâve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know youâ au
âi didnât want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now theyâre storming over to interrogate you and youâre playing along??? okayâ au
âa mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but weâre both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about itâ au
âim egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and theyâre yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now youâre coming outside and please go along with this i donât want to go to jailâ au
âmy current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent exâ au
âweâre contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were datingâ au
The kids have found a way to do the old â30s/40s comedy of remarriage without the original marriage, thatâs incredible
















