Joy Black

i know it's my delusional shakarian brain but i swear garrus is the clingiest squad mate in me2. he is always as close as he can physically be to shepard at all times.

I know people have been joking since 2007 that Shepard is a bad driver because of the Mako's wonky physics, but I've always seen it as another sign of her competence. This woman can land a backflip trick shot in a fucking *tank* that she whips around like a go kart, the same tank that she uses for an unplanned FTL jump after redlining it through a field of killer robots and artillery fire. That's Battlefield levels of insanely reckless carkour shit. Teen Shepard absolutely got in trouble with the cops for joyriding at least once regardless of her background.

it would have been really cool to get a video call with hannah in the game. is there a way it could have been done from a game design standpoint? to tell the game to generate an NPC based off of shepard but with features changed within a certain parameter? like, for example, it'll take shepard's skin tone and randomly generate one within two shades of closeness. it'll take shepard's nose and randomly generate a nose that is up to 15% smaller or larger, and/or between these similar shapes. i have no idea about game design at all but that sounds like something that could be possible

this literally just reminded me to take my meds