Kaseiry is to afraid to talk

rachel and percy being classmates freshman year at Goode High has got to be the funniest concept ever 💀 i mean come on guys. literally the most stereotypical duo ever. daughter of a billionaire + stepson of one of the teachers, they probably got away with doing crazy shit 24/7. percy showing up late to class all the time because of monsters and being like. the typical trouble kid with failing grades and dyslexia and adhd and 'obedience problems' but nobody's allowed to pick on him because he has the protection of Rachel Elizabeth Dare. it's the first time he hasn't been bullied in school and rachel takes advantage of this by enlisting him into committing the Weirdest Stuff Ever with her with his newfound social immunity. graffitting the new science building donated to the school by a racist because they Can, gossiping about the teachers, making fun of each other because they both fit so neatly into their archetypes and they know it, like yea bro. they're friends. trauma bonded not during the titan war but during the oppressive regime of Period 5 9th Grade English

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.