CarrotStick Comics

Hiring a hitman on yourself and preparing for battle is the ultimate extreme sport.

Imagine your friend inviting you out to lunch and you have to be like, no sorry I'm expecting some company.

How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck. (source)

Not to mention the okapi is related to the giraffe.

I feel like this gif can be used to describe how you're feeling at any given moment.

I read this as "do fishy get thirsty"

I would stand in streets late at night and wait for someone to talk to me, then slowly do turn my head and upside down

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

Not to mention getting super excited after discovering the dress or skirt has pockets and then loudly exclaiming it with a smile while burying both hands into pockets