Alone together

Beau: We probably shouldn't stray too far, but we deserve to have fun! What about Hawaii or something? I hear the waters there are crystal clear! And honestly, not really, not now; I love my friends and I'd love for you to get to know them better but things between them are a little complicated right now lol.

Beau: You're making me blush, you beautiful angel 😚😚😚 I think a road trip sounds absolutely perfect! Especially if we're going to a beach and back. That's totally a summer thing to do, and we have lots of beaches to choose from! Do you want to bring any of your friends or anything? Or should it be just the two of us?

Beau: You're the cutest, most amazing, sexiest person in the world, it's totally possible 😘😘😘 I think it's safe to assume that any time you're thinking of me, I'm thinking about you 🥰 And I don't know, I didn't have anything in specific in mind! A beach trip comes to mind, only because it's summer, but I'm really game for anything! You have any kinda locale or activities that you wanna see before school is back?

Beau: Not nearly as adorable as you! 🥰🥰🥰 I was thinking about you too, but then again, I always am. I was thinking we should go on another little vacation. It's not too soon to do that, is it?

Beau: Always for you, my heart! Why, what's up?

Karmen: Yes! My dad has a stylist and he let me borrow them when I asked for his opinion. Why?

Karmen: People do that? That's so sneaky! I want to delete it though, if there's a chance it makes Queen Uberta think of me differently! I don't think we're doing anything ho-ish but what do I know?! I'm not good at this, Aimee!!!!

Aimee: It’s just wild to me to hire someone to help you pick out the least amount of clothes possible, but since your dad just has one on hand it’s not that strange.

Ripley: My name is Ripley! I'm 1/4 of Beau's best friends 💖💖💖 I'm sure you've heard of me! And if not I'll have to talk to Beau about that 😑

Karmen: Thank you! I hired someone to style me because I honestly had no clue what to do with the piece but in the future maybe I'll just ask you for your advice since it's yet to steer me wrong. And aww, that's so kind of you!

Karmen: What's a finsta? But also oh no! Does that mean I should delete?! I'm feeling like I should delete! I can't handle it if my future grandmother thinks I'm a... ho!

Aimee: You hired someone to just pick out shorts and a crop top???

Karmen: Was it really? Oh thank goodness! I was scared that the shorts paired with the crop tank would be too much! I almost didn't even post it but I DID and it actually felt good! But thank you! After all, you're the one who gave me the confidence (and the shorts) to do it! I received way more fire emojis in the comments than I usually do so I think the public is responding well?

Karmen: OH MY GOSH WAIT DOES QUEEN UBERTA HAVE INSTAROYAL?!

Aimee: Of course really! You were an absolute snack in the picture! And the crop top was gorgeous with the shorts! I'm so happy you posted it and you're happy with it! You're welcome! I have genie alerts set for you and DJ, just to like stay informed and the public absolutely is! Well the young public, boomers r gonna boomer.

Karmen: Most everything is subjective but that doesn't change the way that it feels to me personally! Cute doesn't even have to be patronizing to be an issue; it just feels limiting. All I know is that I've never ever felt like The Hot Girl ever and that I'd like for that to change! Your boobs definitely help but I don't know, I'm starting to think hot girls don't even try to be hot or think it's a Thing to achieve, and the effortlessness of that is more attractive or sexual than anything any Cute Girl can manufacture out of sheer willpower. Do you think I can work regal AND Hot Girl?

Beau: I don't really see HOW that would add confusion but I'm really really sorry that it did. HOW am I killing you? I really don't understand what I'm doing wrong 🥺

Beau: BECAUSE I THOUGHT GIVING YOU A SYNONYM WOULD ADD CONTEXT. It doesn't feel like it's about nothing. Are you mad that I love you????

Beau: OF COURSE THEY ARE. CARING IS LOVING. AND I CLARIFIED BY GIVING A SYNONYM BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT LOVE MEANS AND I DIDN'T THINK YOU NEEDED A DEFINITION FOR IT? Then I don't understand what all of this is about, baby.

Beau: BUT THEY'RE SYNONYMOUS AND BOTH APPLY? What part of my original message do you take issue with? Because whatever's got you all mixed up, I'm real sorry for it.

Beau: HOW?!