Great Guardians!

What a perfect squad team.. 👮

When I was a sophomore in high school, there was this chick named Krysta and I thought she was just a good friend that occasionally got high with me and we’d just hang out after school. And then one day, I got a bf and she went full psycho on me going on and on about how “she bought me things, held hands with me, had the best snuggling hugs with me” and I was like “…uh…I do that with almost all of my friends. And occasionally buying me taco bell does not count as buying me things.”

And then she upped the creep factor by getting uncomfortably close in the locker rooms before P.E. and then decided to blow up my phone with calls and texts about how she missed me and I was so ungrateful for shutting her out of my life (dear god, I just said bye as in bye, I’ll see you tomorrow).

It reached a point where her brother had to call me and apologize on her behalf because even he said she didn’t think she was acting like a creepy stalker/scorned ex gf. I deeply regret that one sleepover she and I had before it all blew up because there are only x amount of times I would buy the excuse “sorry, didn’t mean to grope your boobs, I’m just a cuddler!”

A corporation edits out a scene for being too romantic between two female coded characters: oh so you’re mad about this but not the censoring of video games????

a corporation edits out a harmless scene from a boring kids show, because it features TENDER-TOUCHING “lesbian-coded” characters getting too close (because another group of idiot moral crusaders of a different color complain on social media and threaten executives): woah WOAH this is bullshit oppression and THIS is unacceptable levels of censorship! How DARE–

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uks-biggest-male-rape-charity-survivors-uk-has-state-funding-slashed-to-zero-despite-120-rise-in-men-reporting-sexual-violence-and-seeking-help-10274441.html

woah two comics in like, two days?????? outrageous. this level of productivity will not stand. at this rate, ill never best aaron diaz at being a lazy fuck.

1) Condoms are free in some places to prevent the spread of STIs and to prevent unwanted pregnancy.  Basically, unsafe sex is a bigger public health concern than menstruation.  I’d like to refer you to a little something known as the AIDS epidemic.

2) Gay men benefit from the use of condoms. Straight men benefit from the use of  condoms. Bi men benefit from the use of condoms.  Straight women benefit from the use of condoms.  Bi women benefit from the use of condoms.  Hell, in places where female condoms are also free, lesbian women benefit from the use of condoms.  Do you see where I’m going with this?

3) It is entirely possible to get free pads and tampons.  If you really can’t afford them, many food banks and homeless shelters have a supply that they will give to those in need.  If that’s not possible, most companies will send you free samples of their products.  If that’s not possible, walk into literally any busy women’s restroom in any public place and ask anyone carrying a purse if you can have a tampon.  I guarantee you at least one person has one they’re willing to give you.

Holy shit

You guys really are stupid enough to not see any difference between excessive sexualization and innocent homosexual romance. Jesus Lord Almighty.

For those of you who don’t know what the fuck Huniepop is, and I sure never heard of it until the above whining, here’s a screenshot of this “lesbian dating sim,” which by the way was designed by straight men:

So, it happened once again. The “journalists” of the mainstream media have, for the god knows which time, decided to lie like the untrustworthy trash they are and have accused the men’s rights movement of doing something a fucking pick up artist website (that doesn’t have shit to do with the MRM) did. 

RoK have a “boycott” and claim to have done financial damage to Star Wars. When countering this claim, they said that the Men’s Rights Movement had no effect. RoK then claim this was an admission their “boycott” was effective, since clearly they are not the MRM.

One of the reasons he lists is “Men’s Rights Are For Weak Men”. 

Anyone have a fic rec?

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Get. Away. From. My. Writers.

Get the fuck away from my writers.