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happy birthday thottie

He looks like if futuristic Mercrutio (Romeo+Juliet 1996) and the vibe of Interview with a Vampire had a baby

Exactly this

absolute decadence

me @ me immediately after almost every decision: oh bitch what the fuck

he deserved better

who?

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

Locate Luciano

Even more reason to elect Bernie in 2020 #ISupportThiccBernie

reblogging because I heard one of those today 😁

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube