in the blink of a crinkling eye

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the thing is that it really IS one thing after another fucking situations circumstances miscommunications and politics and gender roles and youre not sure and 'i dont know'

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

it’s womenmaxxing time. 2026 is the year of women. women only 24/7. we need to talk about women more than ever. it’s women time

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

you are genuinely a fake music liker if you are an english speaker who is incapable of enjoying music in other languages like you are a poser that’s it really

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

I hope every animals know they're loved