Nerdmageddon

is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

the sheer amount of john mulaney references on this website is astounding, it’s like a new language that everyone here understands, someone could post DUCKLINGS without any context and we’d still get it

everyone is always like ‘oh funny man tell us a joke, mr joke man’ im SICK of it. no one ever asks how my succulents are doing

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

i hope in november you look cute and get good grades

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

hey just a reminder that your body doesn’t function on a 24 hour cycle and the amount of physical activity you did today should not dictate how much you let yourself eat

Exactly what I needed to hear.

What a stunning submission!