Daemons and más daemons

where's the tweet thats like high value art heists should be legal and should be like a national pass time between countries like capture the flag. thats my platform

like i'd stay in museum security as a job just for that like to be on the defending team against some other country's art heist team. could be like eurovision but more fun. no bloodshed allowed no weapons u gotta use ur hands only. we should also be allowed to trade players between nations

ninety-six countries immediately descend on the british museum to get their stuff back

forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

Burned halfway into December.

Because shockingly when people enjoy what they do (you make it enjoyable instead of just hammering on them) people WANT to do things!

Where is the button to shout this from the rooftop?

he’s the mechanic he’s fixing it

That’s a banana.

That’s what the government wants you to believe.

date of post: september 21, 2021

Sun Tzu is so fucking funny to me because for his time he was legitimately a brilliant tactician but a bunch of his insight is shit like "if you think you might lose, avoid doing that", "being outnumbered is bad generally", and "consider lying."

On the other hand, as an American, it kinda hits you that the first chapter is "Long wars deplete physical resources and the morale and discipline of your soldiers, don't do long wars".

TEEF

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers

Counterpoint: they love fingers though

i nominate whoever runs @todaysbird king of tumblr forever, who else is providing such an essential service? i log into this webbed site every day and see images, but at least one of those images will be a cool bird, so i stay