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since i'm #littlemissiloveeverysinglefreakingcreation, it's sooo difficult for me to make a recs list. so if you make this list, you really did some voodoo with your writing that's made it leech onto my gummy brain...
dc comics
𪽠jason peter todd
5683 and 36 Questions to Fall In Love by @goblin-jr (so, basically, if you dissect my brain this series will spill out unrelentingly. like if u slice an artery iâll just bleed this series. i freaking LOVE this series. chefs kiss. 3 michelin star.)
A Covert Operation by @sakunai (i was squealing and kicking my feet the entire time my toes practically knocked over the light fixture by the couch and then i continued reading in the dark. also anytime jason kneels is just another piece i need to keep in my back pocket)
a while ago i was secretly writing batfamily fic on my phone while out and i couldnât remember the word vinyl for flooring so i had to ask one of my friends and i gestured to a floor nearby and was like âwhatâs the word for that stuff?â and they told me and i went back to typing on my phone and my other friend looked over at me and full fucking clocked me by asking âis batman laying shit flooring?â and i had to fucking. gather myself for a moment before quietly making eye contact and admitting âhis neighbour is,â and i donât think iâll ever recover.
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can you pls do ballerina!reader surprising boxer!jason at his boxing gym and everyoneâs teasing him cus heâs blushing and he brought her uni work to do while he practices and then people are teasing him cus heâs doing better to impress her, you can end it however you wantâşď¸
âËâšâ PINK WRAPS & BOXING GLOVES ft. jason todd
CONSISTS OF ⏠surprise visits, gym teasing, blushy Jason, soft supportive relationship, Jason performing 10x better because youâre watching, cute banter, fluff
ââ .⌠ballerina!reader mlist.
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You werenât supposed to be here.
Wellâ not here exactly. You were supposed to be in your rehearsal studio across town, but when youâd arrived this morning, the sign taped to the door announced SPACE IN USE. REHEARSAL CANCELLED.
Normally you wouldâve texted Jason. Given him a heads-up before showing up at his gym. But today?
Today you had coffee, an extra hour, and a tiny little plan to surprise your boyfriend.
So you pushed the heavy door open, the familiar sound of gloves hitting bags echoing through the space. You expected to see Jason aloneâ maybe one person in the far corner. Thatâs usually how it went.
But today?
Jason Todd was in the ring, surrounded by three guys youâd seen maybe once, all of them yelling encouragement as he landed a solid combination.
You barely had time to take one step in before someone shoutedâ
âYo, Jason! Your girlâs here!â
Jasonâs head snapped toward you so fast you winced. His entire face lit upâ the kind of smile he only ever pulled out for you. He hopped down from the ring, gloves still on, sweat still dripping.
âYouâre early,â he said, breathless but grinning, bumping his forehead against yours. âYou shouldâve texted.â
âWanted to surprise you.â You lifted the drink carrier. âBrought coffee.â
A chorus of dramatic âAWWWsâ erupted from behind him.
Jason groaned. âIgnore them.â
âOh, weâd never,â one of his friends called, leaning on the ropes. âToddâs blushing. Full tomato.â
âIâm gonna knock you out,â Jason muttered without even turning around.
You laughed under your breath, squeezing his arm. âGo on. Iâll get set up.â
He hesitatedâ like he wanted to stay glued to youâ but eventually nodded and jogged back toward the ring.
You found the empty mat in the corner, slipping your bag down and starting your warm-up. Even with the noise of training, your movements felt familiarâ grounding. You hadnât been practicing for a full minute when you heard someone behind Jason whisper:
âDude⌠sheâs actually good.â
ââCourse she is,â another said. âBro, how did you pull a ballerina?â
Jason froze mid-jab. âHey! Eyes up here!â
You bit your lip to hide a smile.
You went back into your routineâ arabesque, turn, extensionâ and once again, the whispering started.
âIs she like⌠professional professional?â
âBro, look at her linesââ
Jason snapped again. âOkay! Thatâs enough. All of youâ focus or get in the ring with me. And I swear, if you look at her one more timeââ
They laughed but obeyed, turning back to him.
And then Jason decided to put on a show.
It was subtle at first: tighter form, faster combinations. But then he caught your eye.
And you watched himâ really watched himâ and he lit up in a way he never did when he didnât know someone was paying attention.
Every punch was sharper. Every dodge smoother. Every round, he pushed harder.
âDamn, dude,â one of his friends gasped between rounds. âWho are you trying to impress?â
Jason wiped his sweat with the tape around his wrist, cheeks flushed from more than exertion.
âNo one,â he muttered.
You raised a brow at him.
He cracked.
âOkay. Maybe someone.â
You offered him the coffee youâd brought, smiling softly. âYou donât have to show off, you know.â
Jason wrapped an arm around your waist, pulling you closer, voice low so only you could hear:
âIâm not showing off.â
You tilted your head. âReally?â
He kissed your hairline.
ââŚIâm trying to earn the fact that you look at me like that.â
You felt yourself meltâ like completely, hopelessly melt.
His friends groaned from across the gym.
âGet a room!â
âJason, weâre working here!â
âOh my god, heâs down bad.â
Jason rolled his eyes, squeezing your hip.
âYeah,â he muttered, lips brushing your temple. âAnd I donât care.â
You smiled, leaning into him, and the teasing started all over againâ but you wouldnât have traded the moment for anything.
hope you donât mind but i did change it a bit đ
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Grilfriend... no pressure, but... we need to conspire about boxer!jason at some pointđ look at himmmmmmm, looooook! Are you looking? Are you seeing the material??????
You know what it made me think of, kinda that part in DIKY where Reader finds Jason in the gym, stressed out, sweaty, heavy breathing, punching a bag. Ugh, DELICIOUS đŤ
Anyways, I think about sweaty, heavy breathing, Jason A LOT, and would like to submit a formal request for nerd-by-day boxer-by-night Jason who is completely unassuming as somebody who knocks people's teeth in but also has an ice cream truck pass out free ice cream in crime alley.
@herodedicatedblog
Kissing you for this. I absolutely stared at that for way too long. The way Cirice draws Jason makes me feral sometimes. I do think I want write more of this just because I didn't get a whole lot of the Sweaty boy thing. It came out more fluffy than I intend. also, if I do write more, this is definitely a no capes au I think. I hope you enjoy! love you!
The link if anyone wants to see (I recommend)
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You didn't like surprises. You'd told Jason such when he'd wrapped the blindfold over your eyes.
âIt's not really a surprise, it's just something I want to share with you.â He explained in an extremely vague way and proceeded to answer none of your follow up questions.
Wherever heâd taken you echoes slightly. It was near the subway, you think. You could hear the roar of it on the tracks. All information that wasn't the slightest bit helpful.
âYouâre not taking me somewhere to kill me, are you?â you half joke.
âNo,â he scoffs but you can hear a slight smile in his words, âThat would be a waste of months and money spent on. I don't waste.âÂ
He stills your walking, stepping close behind you. He blows hot air against your ear, making your neck scrunch up, âThatâs not fair! I canât see you.â
âAlright, Alright, âm sorry,â He murmurs and your world turns brighter suddenly as he pulls the blind fold from your eyes. You take in the old red brick and dirty arched windows.
âTotally somewhere youâd kill someone,â You joke as your eyes continue to scan the new place.
Jason interrupts your line of vision with a disgruntled face. You grin at him as he speaks, âCome on. Don't be like that.â
You follow after him as he walks backwards and your eyes find the ring behind him. You walk past him to pull at the rope, âa boxing ring?â
He nudges up behind you, arm circling your waist as your hands hang loose on the rope, âWhat do you think?â
âWhat do I think?â you tip your head to the side trying to look at him, âI think it's a boxing ring, is what I think.â
He lets out a quiet snort against the skin of your neck before he parts from you. He slips his shoes off, climbing up and over the rope into the ring. He turns to you at the center, balling his fist in front of his face and bouncing on his feet like he was going to fight someone. It makes you grin at the preformative nature, leaning forward between two of the ropes.
âWhat do you think?â he asks again as he drops his hands, settling to a squat to look you more in the eye.
âYouâre taking up boxing? âbout time you did something with all that muscle,â you grin, still not entirely understanding what he was getting at.
âYouâre impossible,â he huffs, settling down on his butt, leaning forward against a propped knee as he stretches a hand towards you, âcâmere.â
You push your shoes off next to his and climb into the ring with much less grace than he did. Your hand meets his and he pulls you between his legs, back to his chest. He rests his chin on your shoulder as he settles his hands around your waist.
âYou wanted to know why I was busy every night.â He murmurs, âThis is it.â
âYou own this place or something? Like the ice cream truck?â
âLike the ice cream truck. I train here too.â he answers and you take the time to get a closer look at the place. While at first glance it had seemed like an old run down building, you can see that it was maintained. Not run down, just old.
âTrain for what?â you hum settling against him in the middle of the ring.
âFights. Championships.â
You twist in his arms to look at him, âYouâre like, a boxer boxer?â
He smiles soft when he looks at you, âYeah.â
âOh, thank god,â you sigh in relief.
âThank god?â a startled laugh leaves him, âWhy?â
âJason, I thought you were a thug.â you admit.
âWhy would you think that?â he pushes you out of his lap, not unkind, just in disbelief.
âYou showed up to our dates with bruised knuckles! What was I supposed to think?â you gasp at his shove, half laughing.
âThat Iâm not a thug? Weâve been dating for months, why didn't you say anything?â he asked, shock and a bit of judgment finding home on his features.Â
ââcause I like you,â you try to fit yourself back into your spot against him, âLike a lot. A dangerous amount apparently.â
He eagerly welcomes you back into his space, âyeah, if you were willing to date me if I was a thug.â
âBut you're not. So it's all okay,â you squish against him as much as heâll allow.
Which is a lot because he just pulls you impossibly closer, âI worry about you sometimes.â
đŚš× âËâšâBOXER!JASON HEADCANONS ft. jason todd && ballerina!reader
CONSISTS OF ⏠boxer!jason being an overprotective menace, mutual pining, jealousy in the studio, him pretending ballet isnât impressive (heâs lying), domestic softness, and jason absolutely losing his mind every time you dance.
ââ .⌠ballerina!reader x boxer!jason mlist.
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boxer!jason todd who shows up to your studio after his morning run, still sweating, still out of breath, leaning against the doorframe just to watch you finish your routine.
âdonât stop for me,â he mutters, eyes glued to the way you move.
you donât stop â you pretend you donât see the way his chest rises faster.
boxer!jason todd who grumbles every time your pointe shoes give you new blisters, but heâs the one kneeling on the bathroom floor with a first aid kit, big hands ridiculousy gentle as he tapes your toes.
âthis shouldnât be legal,â he complains.
âwhat, ballet?â you tease.
âno. you. hurting this damn much.â
boxer!jason todd who attends your recitals even when he has a match right after. he sits in the back because heâs huge and hates blocking anyoneâs view, but heâs the loudest one clapping when you bow.
boxer!jason todd who watches you rehearse lifts with a male partner and tries not to look jealous.
tries.
fails.
you catch him muttering, âi could lift her higher,â under his breath.
boxer!jason todd who asks you to teach him âjust one ballet thingâ and then immediately regrets it when he realises how much balance and control he needs.
he wobbles, you steady him, your hands at his waist.
âdonât laugh,â he warns.
you laugh anyway.
he kisses you to shut you up.
boxer!jason todd who lets you stretch him before fights â mostly because he likes the feel of your hands on him.
your fingers push into the muscle of his thigh and he groans, head dropping back.
âitâs not supposed to feel that good,â you whisper.
âtell that to my legs,â he fires back.
boxer!jason todd who carries your dance bags like they weigh nothing and acts offended when you try to take them back.
âi literally fight for a living,â he says, slinging them over his shoulder. âlet me be your pack mule, ballerina.â
boxer!jason todd
who â after a brutal match â shows up at your apartment with bruised ribs and blood on his lip.
you freeze in the doorway, eyes wide.
âdonât freak,â he says, half-smiling. âiâm still pretty.â
you smack his arm. he winces.
then lets you dab his face with warm water while mumbling soft curses that turn into softer apologies.
boxer!jason todd who thinks youâre delicate until he sees the strength in your jumps, the power in your legs, the fire in your eyes when you dance.
âyouâre the tough one,â he says one night.
you scoff. âyou literally get punched in the face.â
he shrugs. âyeah. but iâve never survived anything like watching you dance.â
boxer!jason todd who wraps his hands around your waist in the kitchen, lifting you effortlessly onto the counter like you weigh nothing â like youâre made of air.
As much as I love supportive, nurturing elder brother Dick, the idea of Dick being a little jealous of Jason when he first arrived is sort of funny. Dick is out there, trying to build something outside of Bruce, wanting to prove he doesn't need him.
Then Bruce adopts Jason. Dick doesn't like the idea at first. I mean, he literally just left and Bruce is already measuring up the next Robin's cape? It's a shitty thing to do and for a while he resents Jason a little but after awhile learns that he actually likes the kid and he's like, "This big brother stuff isn't so bad".
Then cue an incident where Dick and Jason are roughousing for fun and Jason gets hurt. Dick is sorry and Jason understands but Bruce and Alfred positively fuss over Jason and reprimand Dick for not being careful and Dick just breaks.
Jason is a great kid and Bruce has been disappointing for a while but elder sibling syndrome just hits him and suddenly he's crouched up in some really high point on the Manor's roof, refusing to come down though Bruce is trying to coax him because "No, I'm never coming down because you love your new son more than me."
where jason todd would be ANYTHING; from thespian to cowboy for his darlinâ sweetheart. sfw fluff, feat. healednhappy bf!jason
âAlright⌠somethingâs wrong if youâre broodier than me.â
Jason sets down his mug on a raging red wonder woman coaster, idle on the coffee table as he sits himself with a soft grunt on the couch. Right next, to you; with youâre legs crossed as you gaze furrow-browed at a blank tv screen.
Itâs silly really. Why you are so affected by the new show youâve been waiting for not living up to the hype in your head. I mean, itâs not like you rearranged your entire schedule for the week to be able to have this night free to binge it and 10 minutes in you were already cringing and covering your eyes. Months of anticipation and excitement deflated 1 episode in.
âWhatâs up?â Jasonâs hands grasp at your thigh and massages you out of your daze. Your tensed forehead uncreases as you finally turn to look at him.
âFirst of all, no one can be broodier than you,â you sigh.
Scoffing, his hand pinches at your thigh.
âAyyâ and, what is wrong is this damn show!â
Jason turns to the blank screen that your hand flails at.
âBaby, youâve been sittinâ here in silence for 20 minutes. All I see is your pretty face on that screen,â he retorts staring at your reflection in the tv.
âCute. But I meant the show I was watching 20 minutes ago. Iâm glued to this couch until Iâve finished imagining all of the ways it could have played out better, duh,â you explain rubbing at your temple attempting to ease the gears inside your head that have been so strained from cringing.
Jason suddenly bursts out laughing, his hand now flying to your shoulder to make you turn to face him.
âThis really isnât funny.â
âAre you serious? Youâre broodier than me because of a show?â
âAgain, not brooding,â
âOokayâŚâ
Jason stands up and rounds the coffee table, standing right in front of the tv and your line of sight. He stretches his arms up, then to the side.
âHow about, you tell me what was wrong with the show⌠and Iâll give you my rendition,â he says, stretching his legs in a lunge.
This time, your mouth curves up. Then you burst out laughing.
âOh, so now itâs funny?â
âJason Peter Todd volunteering to be a thespian right now? Yeah kinda,â you chuckle tossing a cushion at him. He catches as it bounces off his chest.
âI would have totally taken a drama class if I couldâve. Iâve seen Streetcar you know,â he says matter of factly before tossing the cushion to the side armchair.
âUh huh⌠you do kinda look like Marlon Brando in the white shirt too,â you entertain him sarcastically.
He swivels to the flat screen behind him to check his reflection.
âYeah, no⌠not even close,â he says ruffling at his hair.
You giggle once more before realising how serious he is.
Standing up from another lunge, he raises a brow in question.
âAlright, Travolta. Iâll bite.â
You uncross your legs, and sit on the edge of the couch, chugging what was left of his dormant coffee on the table before rubbing your hands together in preparation.
âThe showâŚâ you cross your arms.
âIs about a city girl whoâs inherited her estranged fatherâs farm and she meets a country singer who basically makes her fall in love with the place,â you detail.
Jasonâs eyes practically fly to the back of his head. âCheesy. No wonder youâre brooding.â
âHey, focus! This was your idea!â
âYes maâam,â he lets out with a relaxed western accent.
âIâŚâ
Woah, pause. Heâs good at that.
He smizes at your wide-eyed intermission.
âMmâI already doinâ better, darlinâ?â he letâs out with a twang and a wink. A freaking wink.
âMhm, uh huh, yeah yeah keep doing that,â you prop up to sit on the heels of your feet now, invested.
Heâs beaming at how giddy youâre getting.
âWhat else you got for me, sweetheart?â he asks.
Oh dear.
âWell⌠the thing the show got wrong is they had the main girl sleepwalk and meet the main guy tending to the ranch barn early in the morning,â you begin. âBut in the book, they actually first meet the night before, at the barâŚâ
Your lips curve as the smirk you try to stifle threatens to escape.
âWhere heâs singing shirtless.â
Jason eyes you as if those regally green eyes are personally asking you if you are taking the absolute piss right now. You peer at him, innocently batting your lashes.
He gives you a soft glare before humming.
âWell, you know how picky I get about adaptations being true to the booksâŚâ
Jason peels off his shirt, tossing it across the coffee table and on the vacant spot next you. The waft of his minty body wash lingers from the flying shirt.
Goodness. Not a single tv show can beat that.
If thereâs anything about Jason, he never backs down on a challenge. Today, youâll probably be the victim of his humbling.
He clears his throat, letting out a rough baritone hum as if to test his voice right as he grabs one of the longer remote controls off the coffee table.
âExcuse me⌠you look like you love me,â
he begins singing with a country accent. Slowly he floats towards your direction, rounding the table while smoothly swaying his hips.
âYou look like you want me, to want you to comeâawn home.â
He lifts his arm, fingers playfully curving towards him to beckon you.
You donât realise your jaw slowly inching to the ground.
âBaby, I donât blame youâŚâ his hand cups your chin from where he now stands in front of you tilting you headâŚ
âFor lookinâ me up and down across the roomâŚâ
Tilting you chin up and down and back up at his face.
âIâm drunk and Iâm ready to leaveâŚâ
He kneels, your face now meeting; him kneeling in front of the couch and you still propped on your knees on it. His eyes roam from your eyes to your lips.
âAnd you look like you love me.â
He finishes, catching your bottom lip softly with his teeth to force you to close your currently gaping mouth.
And when you kiss him back, he mercilessly laughs into your lips.
âHoly cows and horsesâŚâ you say steadying a hand at his shoulder.
âHowâs that? better than the darn show?â he asks, accent unfaltering.
You blink at him rapidly. Then have to smack your lips together to stop from breaking.
Jasonâs raises a brow and it takes a second before he realises.
âYeah⌠that didnât happen in the show did it?â he asks in his normal voice now.
You rear your head back from his face and let out a stomach anchored laughing fit at a defeated Jason, before pulling his face back closer to you, touching forehead to forehead.
If thereâs anything about you, youâre a cheeky little thing. And today, heâs probablythe victim of your shenanigans.
âNot even close. The show was about an aspiring gymnast from the countryside,â you confess.
âBaby, you already got a song and an accent outta me so you can get cartwheels another day.â
You both laugh airily, looking into each otherâs eyes.
âBut thanks, for making me unbroodier, cowboy,â you say, kissing his forehead.
Pinching the air at his imaginary cowboy hat and slightly bowing his head, he letâs out a smile.
âAnytime, darlinâ.â
hiiiiiiii omg long timeeee. this is unedited because uni is still out for blood so iâve yet to decide if itâs cute or cringe but WOW i cannot stop with the singing and lyric filled writing (hereâs a dick version i made a while ago to singing in the rain).
also 1. jay will be a âray of sunshine for THAT one person ONLY in his lifeâ agenda. and 2. cowboy jason. thatâs all folks.
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where jason todd would be ANYTHING; from thespian to cowboy for his darlinâ sweetheart. sfw fluff, feat. healednhappy bf!jason
âAlright⌠somethingâs wrong if youâre broodier than me.â
Jason sets down his mug on a raging red wonder woman coaster, idle on the coffee table as he sits himself with a soft grunt on the couch. Right next, to you; with youâre legs crossed as you gaze furrow-browed at a blank tv screen.
Itâs silly really. Why you are so affected by the new show youâve been waiting for not living up to the hype in your head. I mean, itâs not like you rearranged your entire schedule for the week to be able to have this night free to binge it and 10 minutes in you were already cringing and covering your eyes. Months of anticipation and excitement deflated 1 episode in.
âWhatâs up?â Jasonâs hands grasp at your thigh and massages you out of your daze. Your tensed forehead uncreases as you finally turn to look at him.
âFirst of all, no one can be broodier than you,â you sigh.
Scoffing, his hand pinches at your thigh.
âAyyâ and, what is wrong is this damn show!â
Jason turns to the blank screen that your hand flails at.
âBaby, youâve been sittinâ here in silence for 20 minutes. All I see is your pretty face on that screen,â he retorts staring at your reflection in the tv.
âCute. But I meant the show I was watching 20 minutes ago. Iâm glued to this couch until Iâve finished imagining all of the ways it could have played out better, duh,â you explain rubbing at your temple attempting to ease the gears inside your head that have been so strained from cringing.
Jason suddenly bursts out laughing, his hand now flying to your shoulder to make you turn to face him.
âThis really isnât funny.â
âAre you serious? Youâre broodier than me because of a show?â
âAgain, not brooding,â
âOokayâŚâ
Jason stands up and rounds the coffee table, standing right in front of the tv and your line of sight. He stretches his arms up, then to the side.
âHow about, you tell me what was wrong with the show⌠and Iâll give you my rendition,â he says, stretching his legs in a lunge.
This time, your mouth curves up. Then you burst out laughing.
âOh, so now itâs funny?â
âJason Peter Todd volunteering to be a thespian right now? Yeah kinda,â you chuckle tossing a cushion at him. He catches as it bounces off his chest.
âI would have totally taken a drama class if I couldâve. Iâve seen Streetcar you know,â he says matter of factly before tossing the cushion to the side armchair.
âUh huh⌠you do kinda look like Marlon Brando in the white shirt too,â you entertain him sarcastically.
He swivels to the flat screen behind him to check his reflection.
âYeah, no⌠not even close,â he says ruffling at his hair.
You giggle once more before realising how serious he is. And steadying up from another lunge, he raises a brow in question.
âAlright, Travolta. Iâll bite.â
You uncross your legs, and sit on the edge of the couch, chugging what was left of his dormant coffee on the table before rubbing your hands together in preparation.
âThe showâŚâ you cross your arms.
ââŚis about a city girl whoâs inherited her estranged fatherâs farm and she meets a country singer who basically makes her fall in love with the place,â you detail.
Jasonâs eyes practically fly to the back of his head. âCheesy. No wonder youâre brooding.â
âHey, focus! This was your idea!â
âYes maâam,â he lets out with a relaxed western accent.
âIâŚâ
Woah, pause. Heâs good at that.
Jason smizes at your wide-eyed intermission.
âMmâI already doinâ better, darlinâ?â he letâs out with a twang and a wink. A freaking wink.
âMhm, uh huh, yeah yeah keep doing that,â you prop up to sit on the heels of your feet now, invested.
Heâs beaming at how giddy youâre getting.
âWhat else you got for me, sweetheart?â he asks.
Oh dear.
âWell⌠the thing the show got wrong is they had the main girl sleepwalk and meet the main guy tending to the ranch barn early in the morning,â you begin. âBut in the book, they actually first meet the night before, at the barâŚâ
Your lips curve as the smirk you try to stifle threatens to escape.
âWhere heâs singing shirtless.â
Jason eyes you as if those regally green eyes are personally asking you if you are taking the absolute piss right now. You peer at him, innocently batting your lashes.
He gives you a soft glare before humming.
âWell, you know how picky I get about adaptations being true to the booksâŚâ
Jason peels off his shirt, tossing it across the coffee table and on the vacant spot next you. The waft of his minty body wash lingers from the flying shirt.
Goodness. Not a single tv show can beat that.
If thereâs anything about Jason, he never backs down on a challenge. Today, youâll probably be the victim of his humbling.
He clears his throat, letting out a rough baritone hum as if to test his voice right as he grabs one of the longer remote controls off the coffee table.
âExcuse me⌠you look like you love me,â
he begins singing with a country accent. Slowly he floats towards your direction, rounding the table while smoothly swaying his hips.
âYou look like you want me, to want you to comeâawn home.â
He lifts his arm, fingers playfully curving towards him to beckon you.
You donât realise your jaw slowly inching to the ground.
âBaby, I donât blame youâŚâ his hand cups your chin from where he now stands in front of you tilting you headâŚ
âFor lookinâ me up and down across the roomâŚâ
Tilting your chin, up and down⌠and back up at his face.
âIâm drunk and Iâm ready to leaveâŚâ
He kneels, your face now meeting; him kneeling in front of the couch and you still propped on your knees on it. His eyes roam from your eyes to your lips.
âAnd you look like you love me.â
He finishes, catching your bottom lip softly with his teeth to force you to close your currently gaping mouth.
And when you kiss him back, he mercilessly laughs into your lips.
âHoly cows and horsesâŚâ you say steadying a hand at his shoulder.
âHowâs that? better than the darn show?â he asks, accent unfaltering.
You blink at him rapidly. Then have to smack your lips together to stop from breaking.
Jasonâs raises a brow and it takes a second before he realises.
âYeah⌠that didnât happen in the show did it?â he asks in his normal voice now.
You rear your head back from his face and let out a stomach anchored laughing fit at a defeated Jason, before pulling his face back closer to you, touching forehead to forehead.
If thereâs anything about you, youâre a cheeky little thing. And today, heâs probablythe victim of your shenanigans.
âNot even close. The show was about an aspiring gymnast from the countryside,â you confess.
âBaby, you already got a song and an accent outta me so you can get cartwheels another day.â
You both laugh airily, looking into each otherâs eyes.
âBut thanks, for making me unbroodier, cowboy,â you say, kissing his forehead.
Pinching the air at his imaginary cowboy hat and slightly bowing his head, he letâs out a smile.
âAnytime, darlinâ.â
hiiiiiiii omg long timeeee. this is unedited because uni is still out for blood so iâve yet to decide if itâs cute or cringe but WOW i cannot stop with the singing and lyric filled writing (hereâs a dick version i made a while ago to singing in the rain).
also 1. jay will be a âray of sunshine for THAT one person ONLY in his lifeâ agenda. and 2. cowboy jason. thatâs all folks.
Jason has tried to get rid of his white streak so many times. He hates it, he thinks he looks like a character out of one of Damian's manga books but eventually it grows on him but the thing he loves best about it? Answering the questions of people who ask why his hair is like that.
"Stress," he tells a gala attendee, "Yeah, watching my dad at one of these things, making sure he doesn't drown in the punch bowl or french kiss a reporter, it's a stressful job."
"I drank Zesti Cola and Mentos at the same time."
"I disrespected my elders and a ghost straight up bitch slapped me." he tells one of Dick's kids when he's babysitting.
"This is what happens when you wash your hair in Gotham without using treated water."
âI let Dick talk me into a âfun brother bonding spa day.â Something in that hair mask that Donna cooked up was radioactive. I swear.â
âI got caught in a flashbang at close range. My hair saw the light before I did.â
âI got hit with a fear toxin variant. Apparently my hair panicked too.â