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JVL
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
trying on a metaphor
pixel skylines
Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
izzy's playlists!
occasionally subtle
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YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Peter Solarz
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@kanrapocalypse
So i hear you like snakes. How do you feel about hognose snakes? Ever heard of them?
Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly
This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world.
And if you flip them they violently roll back over because NO IM DEAD
You can’t just say that without providing a clip of what it looks like, it’s hilarious
STOP IT I’M DEAD
NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD
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Mario!!! Mario help I'm in the cabinet!!! No!! NOOOO!
It’sa okay! Mario’sa gonna help you! Mario’sa gonna find the cabinet! You’a just sit tight!
Which cabinet? There are’a lot of cabinets.
Dont’a worry, Anon! I’va infiltrated the president’s cabinet! Now you’a just gotta tell me where you are!
stimmy business
i made this in 2 hours of pure rabid energy and im going to pass out
happy adhd awareness month yeehaw
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saw this bird yesterday thought he was so handsome but i looked up some facts about him and well it turns out he’s a whore.
Friend doesn't Gatorade dehydrate you?
No? It does the opposite of that
Somewhere along the line people got the idea that sports drinks, soda, beer, etc. don’t hydrate you at all or even dehydrate you and I don’t know where the idea came from. I mean, hard liquor and ocean water have enough stuff in them that there’s a net dehydrating effect, but almost everything you can drink in significant quantity is mostly water. It won’t hydrate you as much as pure water, but it’s a lot better than nothing. And if the flavor means you drink more of it than you would otherwise, you’re probably getting more total moisture anyway.
part two of this thing………….. almost a year later, hey thanks
OK WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT THIS HAD A PART TWO BY MYSELF???
PART 2!!!! 💖 I’m ridiculously happy right now.
even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora
that bitch be faithful
look at phillip though
can you blame her?
Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.
So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.
Me introducing myself
Why am I laughing so much
“NAH-MASTE”
Game Grumps when I'm alone: Here's something for you to think about. And also some advice. You can better your technique. Here's an analysis on pop culture.
Game Grumps when my Mom and Dad walk in: I just wanna suck a man's dick. Slurp slurp bitches. Gimme that blue penis.
All day I have been thinking about this image. All day. Horse
She was a prophet
happy “Pride” or something
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I got tired of never seeing love stories that reminded me of myself. so I made one. for myself.
can y’all stop reblogging this/responding to this with “this is so unrealistic?” I literally made it because it reminds me of myself and my relationship, and I see a handful of people saying that it reminds them of themselves and their relationships. I know being trans/queer can make dating and finding love seem impossible, but part of that is because nobody is making media about us and our relationships, hence why I drew this.
My partner loves me for who I am, but more importantly I love me for who I am, queer as fuck, and I know that if he didn’t respect me the way I wanted him to, there are literally so many good people in the world who would. I am perfect and lovable and valuable not in spite of being queer but because of it, and so are you.
Hangry
this bitch empty
YEET
