there's something stupid going inside my head

what do you call a spider

a spider

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going “haha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!”, only for the real L to come on air and be like “hi yeah that wasn’t me….. that was a no-name criminal that you couldn’t have heard about in the news….. also this isn’t actually an international broadcast it’s only in the kanto region in japan…. so you must live there…. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody… so you can’t kill me……. k bye” absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold

me at support group: idk guys im feeling so ben affleck smoking jpeg over it all

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

smashmouth was right… so much to do, so much to see

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

um. titty

*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude

:)

Not to sound Romantic or anything, but I too have a striking fascination with the irrational, the demonic and the grotesque.