I Don't Even Know Bro

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

Thank you to who ever made this!

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

Oh my ovaries

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

don’t fucking comment on anyone’s laugh except to tell them how fucking cute it is. laughter is amazing laughter is an expression of pure joy. you tell someone their laugh is ugly? i think the same of your personality shut up fucker

Wat?

Thank you Tilda

A handy reference guide!

And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names

I will reblog it every time it comes across my dash

CAN I FOUR SCORE A SLIC E

Bet thing ever