gunpowder spider

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

The reaction to this post is making me realize I need to start saying this immediately.

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert