hourly bobby

writing job applications and thinking that perhaps I wasn't made for this world

Links for most of them

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

roman curse tablets for chariot races are so funny because they're basically all variations of "cosmo wanda i wish every horse and charioteer on the red team went to hell no matter what"

lbr i’ll probably marry someone i met on tumblr ………

Hi :) I’m reblogging this post of yours dating from 2015. I scheduled a reblog of it to post today, September 30th, 2023, because it is the day you marry me, someone you met on tumblr not long after making this post. I cant wait to become your wife later today when we go to the courthouse in san francisco. I cant wait to celebrate our love with all our friends and family afterwards in our town. I cant wait to dance with you and hold you close and read my vows to you, and make sure you know how much you mean to me, nearly 8 years later. I hope today, when we do all of these things, you feel like the most special and cherished woman on earth because you are my world and my whole heart. So. I guess what I want to say at the end of the day is….thanks for the follow ;)

why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down