me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
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me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

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oh hey, 2018 and I’m still thinking about how zutara should have been canon
Oh hey, it’s 2026 and we’re still thinking about how zutara should have been canon.
being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days

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“Could you be the chosen one?”
“I am very much the guy who’s here.”
i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else
No YOU'RE cooked. I'm caramelized

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on
How many beautiful emo men would we have if not for the tyranny of the 9-5. How many strange goth women are trapped inside the performance of a clean girl aesthetic because she needs to be able to eat. How many people are wage slaves when they should be punks?
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”
Top: If it bakes for 15 minutes at 350 degrees than it should only take 1 minute at 5,250 degrees
Zuko: I can do that
Zuko: makes the "one eye, your fault" comment
Toph: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE EYE?!
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whenever i see someone say shit like "seggs" or "🌽" or whatever outside of tiktok i open up my death note and try to guess their name
when a post is too bad even for my blog

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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.