what in the goddamn

The bit in Deadpool where he accidentally leaves his bag full of guns in the car because they didn’t have the budget for any gun SFX in the final confrontation is literally the cinematic equivalent of a webcomic artist going “I blew it up because it was taking too long to draw”.

Deadpool is an indie movie

I'm reblogging this again bc its a work of art!!!!!! My masterpiece!!!!!! Also im thinking of moving my blog soooo if were mutuals dm me and I'll follow you on my new one at this url.

it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the hulk just launched himself, unprompted, into space 

it be like that sometimes

bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

this is most un-woke ted my dude

how to tell a god to fuck themselves without them smiting you

reblog with your godly experience i once told zeus to fuck off and lightning struck the field next to us i have two witnesses and i convinced my christian mother greek gods are real

also im convinced @the-ghosty-king is a son of zeus every time hes sad it storms out

My little sister asked me why birds sing so early in the morning and i told her it was because Apollo plays music when he pulls the sun into the sky and the birds are singing along. the day after I told her that, she asks if we can sing a song as we walk to school every morning. Of course I say yes and now we do (she usually picks the song so usually it’s like stronger than you from steven universe or the miraculous ladybug theme song). When i asked her why she said “cus i want to sing with the sun man too” so like… I hope Apollo enjoys my 6yo sister and I serenading him every week day???

Reblog this again for this ^

@verypatientmanatee

I walking by an old church with really intricate artwork woven through the windows and I started talking mad shit about the painted Jesus and just as I finished insulting him walking downhill past the churcg, I slipped on some black ice and plummeted.

If Hearthstone is anything to go by, just use ASL because none of them have effing bothered to ever learn sign language

I once said I wanna be pretty like Aphrodite and a woman who was so beautiful comes up to me and says ‘Sweetie don’t doubt you’re inner beauty’ and walked away….I think I was aproched by a goddess!

Does this prove the gods are real yet? Look at the notes. Deadass I am covinced. The gods must be hype their Fans are Back

once I was in the sea with my ex and we joked about something like “Poseidon must be SO mad at these lovestruck fools being dumb and coupley in his sea ha ha stop us if you can” and we were hit by fuckin waves and got up gasping n dying like every time we kissed lmao