Atlas

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: "There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here"

y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.

guys what’s a gender neutral term for a parent

I want you to reread what you wrote.

i may be stupid

stop reblogging this post

i'll allow plaigiarism if it's funny

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

Customers today are really just taking turns being on their most bizarre behaviour

For those wondering the dirty talk woman said (very clearly to the card reader, it was kinda under her breath and if it had eyes she would have been making intense eye contact) "oh yeah you're gonna get it" and THEN she put her card in

we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

have you ever been cheated on?

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams