Irrelevant

ok

thank

me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild

fuck algebra i don’t need it just give me a dead body and i’ll figure it out from there

i feel i should clarify i am a mortuary science major

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

i love holding hands with cute boys

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

real romance is just being deeply stupid together. i dream of one day meeting someone i can be deeply stupid with and not feel embarrassed