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I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

wanna go brain dead and just whine and bark because my owner loves an obedient puppy with a wet cunt

puppy being held down by his owner n getting bitten in his most sensitive places! Squirming and whining every time owner glides their teeth over puppy's tummy, grip tightening when pup tries to get away. Getting puppy all bruised n marked up in every place that makes him shiver

Asking Puppy a question during sex but purposefully going faster so they can’t finish their words and just whine and stutter. But it’s okay, you don’t have to talk puppy, just sit there and be all dumb and pretty while I rearrange your guts

need my head in their lap, kissing their thigh and hand as they stroke my hair, maybe playing with the charm on my collar as i fall asleep, just a puppy and its owner 🩷

anyone else get sick and fucking tired of making decisions. sometimes i just want to go pliant and pouty and be arranged and petted at. "puppy in a bad mood?" yes actually. "puppy want me to handle it?" yes, actually!