Quench

In pop culture, slackers are portrayed as playing guitar, but learning to play any instrument requires a lot of commitment and attention, the opposite of what a slacker stands for.

*psst* It’s the fact that capitalism doesn’t value artistic ability if it can’t turn a profit. Capitalism sees all the amateur buskers and starving artists and assumes that, since they’re barely getting by, they must not be putting in enough effort.

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

I want this post everywhere

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

I’m making bread

Underrated post

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory 

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

Lol I can’t believe some of y'all still haven’t heard of candle cove

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

Listen I love She-ra but WHERE does her fucking SWORD go when she’s not holding it? This drives me crazy?? It’s a giant-ass sword and they just don’t put it into 50% of shots and I can’t handle it

strife specibus

absolute madman

self portrait

finally, thank god

no messiah nipples

This is extremely important

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm