Vargas-Parra AU: Swapping places:
Ryder didnât think it through. He woke up early enough that his dads were still getting ready for the day. Then his eyes found it.
His papaâs grey hoodie. The one that went under his tactical vest. It was on the kitchen chair..
Thatâs when Ryder had the perfect idea. Prank his papĂ. Alejandro was never fully awake in the mornings, if he took one glance at Ryder and saw the grey hoodie, he would mistake him for Rudy.
âMorning, mi amor.â Alejandro mumbled, walking into the kitchen.
Ryder, being the acting expert he was, handed over a mug of coffee. He hasnât said anything yet. He may look like Rodolfo, he does not sound like Rodolfo.
Itâs not like Rudy talks first thing in the morning. Not before he actually has to use his voice on base.
âWe have some trainings to do later.â Alejandro tattles. âI got Soap to help with some demo trainings, though Price told me to watch him. Not exactly sure what that means butââ
Rodolfo walks into the kitchen. He paused. Ryder met his eyes with a smirk. Alejandro was still talking, preparing his coffee with sugar and milk before taking a sip. âWhy do you have my..?â He started before Alejandro cut him off.
âŚMijo.. Not âamorâ not âmi vidaâ. MIJO.
Ryder took a sip from the coffee in his hands, terribly sweet before taking a step back.
Rudy stared, âCon quiĂŠn crees que estĂĄs hablando?â (Who do you think youâre speaking to).
If Alejandro wasnât awake then, he certainly was now. His mug hit the counter with a sharp clink as he glanced on either side of his body. Two people were beside him, one in his husbandâs usual hoodie and another who was apparently his actual husband.
Thatâs when he realized.. His son looked a lot like Rodolfo even though Ryder was not biological theirs. Another few blinks and Alejandro saw more than the grey hoodie, he saw Ryderâs red eyes and his mop of messy black hair, a stark difference from his husbandâs neat hair and hazel eyes. âOh.. fuck.â
Rodolfo crossed his arms, âSo any man in a grey hoodie is enough to make you call them *mi amor*?â
Alejandro turned, âNo no no, my love, you misunderstand, you came out the bedroom before me, I figured you were already in the kitchen!â
âYou watched me go to the left for the bathroom, you smacked my ass! How did I suddenly get in front of you?â
âI am not awake for this, you cannot blame me. LOOK AT HIM.â
Ryder blinked up at his dadâs, âMorning.â He grinned, not at all regretting his choices. And he got coffee out of it, something his dads didnât usually let him have, it was always juice or water, this was definitely a win.
âAnd you,â Rodolfo murmured. âAre a menace.â Taking the mug of coffee away from the boy, âShouldnât play so many jokes. Your father is a whore.â
Alejandro didnât deny it. That made Ryder gag and immediately shed the grey hoodie off his body, âEW! Papa!â
âWhat? Itâs true.â Rodolfo took back his stolen hoodie, and sipped his coffee with an expression Ryder couldnât match a word to. He regrets waking up⌠âYou two are disgusting.â
âWe know.â Alejandro grinned. âMaybe think twice before you play another prank?â
Ryder recoiled, âYep yep, not touching the hoodieâŚâ
âGreat. Donât, because you nearly killed your father.â Rodolfo murmured. âHis forehead wouldâve been three inches shorter because it would be nonexistent.â
Ryder simply stuck to dying his dads gear.