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the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

[bird consoling his other bird friend] yeah don't worry man that guy can't kill both of us. he only has one stone

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

Howl Pendragon

less artificial intelligence and more ancestral knowledge please.

google search: how to take a break from the linear flow of time

A very large apple in the afternoon can do wonderful things for a hangry woman

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse