Floatin' in the void

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

i hit the blunt and immediately feel like a content aware scaled black cat

get scrinkled idiot

OMG THATS SO CUTE!!! LOOK AT THIS CUTE PIERROT!! He need a hug guys!!

INTERNET CENSORSHIP IS NEVER ABOUT PROTECTING THE CHILDREN AND ALWAYS ABOUT SILENCING THE "UNDESIRABLES", HIDING THE "DEVIANT", AND SUPPRESSING KNOWLEDGE.

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

Magic of tumblr,

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

Had the pleasure of witnessing this in person just the other day. This woman at Red Robin said "Did me a heckin' frighten." And her date set down his fork and was like "What did you just say?"

I bet she stole her shoelaces from the president.

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!