Kaelynn.

hey man can we pull over i need some cheesits

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

i can’t believe there are people that are still in high school like… it’s literally 2018 how have you not grown up yet damn

Are you perhaps some sort of idiot?

GET THE FUCK

#‘killing him slowly’ how do you kill him faster

reblog to kill him faster, like to kill him slowly

everyone, please, go. go and have sex with every one of your friends so they know you accept them completely