what is life

When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.

KISSIES FROM BAE

When people say “You’ll never guess who i saw today”,I instantly forget anyone i know or have ever heard of

Lmao

Paid off blogs AND paid off bills and tuitions for fans to distract them from the fact that she paid for her pedo brother’s lawyer AND to help defame his victim/accuser.

Oops

smfh😠

The division symbol, ÷, is just a blank fraction. You replace the dots with the numbers.

Oh snap

I wonder how many times I’ve walked by a person who actually found me attractive.