"I will protect those I hate. Even...even if the one I hate most...is...myself."
I think we can all agree that Teft's swearing of his Third Ideal is one of the most heartbreakingly beautiful scenes Sanderson has ever written
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"I will protect those I hate. Even...even if the one I hate most...is...myself."
I think we can all agree that Teft's swearing of his Third Ideal is one of the most heartbreakingly beautiful scenes Sanderson has ever written

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The ultimate Cosmere crossover would be Vin "why would a tree be green" Venture and Kaladin "what do you mean this grass doesn't move" Stormblessed together in a normal park, weirded out by regular Earth flora together
what i'll always be salty about is a complete lack of female friendship in cosmere books, specifically in stormlight. it's always girls having male friends but never close platonic female relationships. maybe it's a blessing because i don't believe that a middle-aged mormon man can portray it well, but it could be good enough. shallan and jasnah could have been it, but their relationship was thrown under a chull completely. navani and raboniel could have been it, but we all know how they ended. we don't even have a prominent all-female radiant-spren duo (yes, shallan and testament exist, and i hope we get more of them in later books). give shallan a female friend! jasnah deserves one too!
also, i hope we get some flashbacks of navani with evi and ialai, because we know they were close. but overall let girls be friends!!!
Moments in the stormlight archive that I think will become memes when put onto the screen:
Major spoilers ahead.
- Kaladin ripping up Tvlakv’s map. I simply think the expressions the actors would make in this scene would be funny.
- Sadeas saying “What??!” After dalinar offers his shardblade for the Bridge men. Just the what nothing else.
- that scene where Kaladin and his father are at Roshone’s table and his father isn’t eating but Roshone is. This one only works if there is an awkward silence before they say anything, and only the sounds of the silverware on Roshone’s plate. Has potential.
- the entire scene of Dalinar burning the rift, but like sped up a bunch.
- Dalinar’s walk back to camp right before he burns the rift. Very intimidating scene. Will become a meme simply because the scene will be too memorable and potent, kind of like the Darth Vader hallway scene.
- A clip of Moash being friendly/nice that immediately cuts to the clip of Elhokar dying. Like right when the spear hits the chest. Very good for “same character btw” memes. Possibly other uses too.
- that scene of the fused repeatedly stabbing Kaladin in the neck. Sped up a little bit but not too much.
- I am a Stick.
- a scene of pattern humming. I don’t know which scene, but one of them. It’s going to happen.
- Kaladin when he’s in shadesmar before dalinar opens the perpendicularity. The scene where he challenges the fused and then immediately runs out of stormlight. The impact of him hitting the beads will make this joke so much funnier I swear.
- Adolin killing Sadeas, sped up a bit. This one might end up being wrong I give it a 50/50 on being a good meme.
Now that Kaladin has an Honorspear and Syl might be the largest sliver of Honor (as the Stormfather's daughter) what are the odds that Moash bonds her and becomes a Bondsmith?
Ha. Ha. Ha. Evilest Guy Who Murders Innocents Because Evil, bonding the sweetest and most optimistic honorspren around. I'm not terrified. You're terrified.

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ok guys so like ya know how hemalurgy has like billions of possibilities for creating brings right? ok so like what if instead of making koloss or kandra. we made catboys. This is the number one reason of why I should be trusted with the shard of invention. the shardic intent of creation aligns perfectly with my desire to make furries real so it would work perfectly.
vote me for god 2028
I’ll make catboys.
Hopped up on the "If elhokar lived" au where he actually finishes the oath before he gets impaled by moash.
He wakes up in singer-controlled alethkar and has to speedrun learning illusions to escape the cemetery or wherever they put him
And design influences him to stop holding himself up to his father's legacy while he is hiding out
And then, her coming out is her second or third truth as she escapes to thaylenah
I too enjoy indulging in a fair bit of copium now and then
Ngl Vin is so vaild. If I had superpowers I too would cut my boyfriend's abusive father in half with a giant fucking sword.
she ado on my nalsi till i um
Your true love is locked in a tower by an evil god king.
You do the Knight in Shining Armor thing and storm the castle to rescue her.
You find her. She's in a severe state of undress. Her butler is also there.
You try to get her to leave with you, she refuses and immediately starts killing her captors with a combination of magic and shocking brutality.
She tells you how happy she is to see you and kisses you. She is still severely underdressed and isn't listening to you telling her to get dressed.
She tells you to get somewhere safe because she needs to go kill God. She says her butler will keep you safe.
She ends up killing God
You are now the ruler of the realm because your girlfriend killed God.
You are Elend Venture on the final night of the Final Empire.

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“Don't worry that you aren't giving people what they want, give them who you are and let that be enough.”
Stormlight archive but everyone has a WhatsApp group and men can only send audios because they can't write, and women have to send audios too because men can't read either, but then the girls write to each other in that same chat and all they do is criticize all the men that are in that group
And ardents are the very tired moderators
Rereading The Way Of Kings sucks because you’ll meet a silly little bridgeman named Pleeb and youll be like “woah I wonder why I don’t remember this guy hes so neat :))” and then two chapters later Pleeb is shot 57 times and then run over by a 2005 Toyota Prius