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Major spoilers ahead.

- Kaladin ripping up Tvlakv’s map. I simply think the expressions the actors would make in this scene would be funny.

- Sadeas saying “What??!” After dalinar offers his shardblade for the Bridge men. Just the what nothing else.

- that scene where Kaladin and his father are at Roshone’s table and his father isn’t eating but Roshone is. This one only works if there is an awkward silence before they say anything, and only the sounds of the silverware on Roshone’s plate. Has potential.

- the entire scene of Dalinar burning the rift, but like sped up a bunch.

- Dalinar’s walk back to camp right before he burns the rift. Very intimidating scene. Will become a meme simply because the scene will be too memorable and potent, kind of like the Darth Vader hallway scene.

- A clip of Moash being friendly/nice that immediately cuts to the clip of Elhokar dying. Like right when the spear hits the chest. Very good for “same character btw” memes. Possibly other uses too.

- that scene of the fused repeatedly stabbing Kaladin in the neck. Sped up a little bit but not too much.

- I am a Stick.

- a scene of pattern humming. I don’t know which scene, but one of them. It’s going to happen.

- Kaladin when he’s in shadesmar before dalinar opens the perpendicularity. The scene where he challenges the fused and then immediately runs out of stormlight. The impact of him hitting the beads will make this joke so much funnier I swear.

vote me for god 2028

He wakes up in singer-controlled alethkar and has to speedrun learning illusions to escape the cemetery or wherever they put him

And design influences him to stop holding himself up to his father's legacy while he is hiding out

You do the Knight in Shining Armor thing and storm the castle to rescue her.

You find her. She's in a severe state of undress. Her butler is also there.

You try to get her to leave with you, she refuses and immediately starts killing her captors with a combination of magic and shocking brutality.

She tells you how happy she is to see you and kisses you. She is still severely underdressed and isn't listening to you telling her to get dressed.

She tells you to get somewhere safe because she needs to go kill God. She says her butler will keep you safe.

She ends up killing God

You are now the ruler of the realm because your girlfriend killed God.