FFfvii Brainrot connoisseur

Maybe it’s symbolic in a way that we’ve been waiting for something we had from the very beginning

Sephiroth: “A military career offers immense personal growth, and I strongly encourage all of you to pursue public service. Which is why I cannot, in good conscience, recommend joining SOLDIER. They treat your body like an asset, infuse your blood with unidentified biological agents, and attempt to brainwash you into silent compliance—which is likely why, as you can see in the back, Director Lazard is frantically signaling for them to cut my microphone.”

Angeal: “To be completely transparent, I didn’t join SOLDIER out of some grand, heroic calling. I was a broke kid from a tiny village who needed to send money back home to his mother so we didn’t starve. I encourage you all to please stay in school, get your degree, and—and—*notices Lazard frantically gesture to stop talking*—oh for Minerva’s sake, Lazard, what is it? We aren’t allowed to tell them the truth? These kids need realistic life advice!”

Genesis: “My darlings, where to even begin? To reduce me to a mere military operative would be a grave failure of the imagination. SOLDIER is merely my ‘day job’. My true calling lies in classical literature, dramatic theater, botanical research, and apple cultivation. You may ask me anything, I welcome intellectual discourse! Yes, you in the third row... ‘DID I MASTER ALL THESE FIELDS IN A DESPARATE BID TO FILL THE HOLLOW VOID IN MY SOUL?’ WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT??”

y’all took off with the other post though it wasn’t finished 😭 very thankful for the love however

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance