"Maybe Next Time You'll Estimate Me"

I really hope that baguettes haven't learned how to drive. But I'm thinking they became in those weird little bank tubes and got sucked through a wall, I think that makes the most sense. You might be onto something.

Thanks! I think I’d make a pretty good clue finder!

You know what? I do appreciate that. This is the exact kind of dedication I should demand from my friends.

I can do better! Gimme a chance!

When I talk I’m usually serious, at least 92.4% of the time!

If you see this horse, please call me - not the barn - immediately. We just found out he's a bit of a jumper.

That definitely makes you a pro, dude. Which, that's so freaking cool! The Olympics is overrated anyway lol

Balance, yup!

I'm sure Jonas or Lil will make a more official post later, but.. shit.

Did the baguettes drive a car inta the wall? Or did the baguettes get sucked outa the holes like in those space movies?- Then who was drivin' the car?

I have been rather busy these past few days working on wedding cakes, unfortunately I have received the news that one of the weddings has been canceled. If anyone would like a free slice of cake, it is vanilla and chocolate, please let me know. It was a three tiered cake so there is quite a bit to go around. I am unsure of what else to do with it.

Are ya allowed to have weddin' cake if it ain't yer weddin'? Is that illegal? Do ya have to change the name of the cake cause it ain't a weddin' no more- like to cake cake or normal day cake?

You're a really swell guy!

You know, as fascinating as all of that sounds, I can say with one hundred percent confidence that I have not, nor will I ever, do such a thing. You are far more adventurous than I could ever be. Good for you I guess.

Hmm. Okie dokie.

I mean, it's probably too late for me to get a good personality at this point and all that other stuff so all I can really do is get my car cleaned up and hopefully they'll pity me enough to go on another date with me I just don't want to risk having one girl tell all her girl friends my car smells like dog farts and for every girl to remember me as Mr. Dog Farts Car At this point I'm so lonely my standards are in the ground with my dead uncle [...] Yeah, that's a bad joke. Yeah, that's fair.

Talkin’ to ya is kinda like bein’ caught up in a whirlwind that whips ya up and throws ya out the other side.

[User spends a considerable about of time thinking about blocking Kidd.]

I do it because we’re friends and deep down I know ya appreciate my humor…and ya appreciate the time I spent lookin’ up the name of ABBA songs.

Plants have feelings, alright. Shut up.

Yay! I love nappin’ in yer garden, it’s all nice ‘n warm. And when you ain’t lookin’ I take clippin’s of the plants for myself.

How does one... be more friendly?

That really depends- “friendly” has different definitions dependin’ on the folk, BUT I think the most important thing is to smile even when ya don’t want to.

With the school year over, I suddenly have a vast amount of free time that I have absolutely no clue what to do with. Pray tell what people who go outside do for fun.

Have ya ever had one of yer friends drive ya into the woods and leave ya there so ya have to find yer way out? It’s lotsa fun AND ya get to make friends with the animals. I was adopted into a pack of wolves that way- at least I think I was?

I mean, probably not. Boys don't usually care if my car is clean and I really want to impress the girls more. [...] But now that you're pointing that out, yeah, maybe I should just keep my car clean just in case. Is this why I don't have friends But cleaning my car is so exhausting Hmm, this is why I don't have friends I see it now

I ain’t a girl but cleaning yer car wouldn’t impress me enough to date ya. We gotta click, ya know? Ya gotta have a good personality, ya gotta a have goals, and ya gotta have empathy. I don’t think you should be datin’ people who are shallow enough to dump ya cause ya got some garbage in yer car. Think higher of yerself.