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sometimes your wife is an animated man

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Getting high on open window air

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

you guys would actually date your favourite characters? ngl i always gag a little thinking about that as a concept

trying to meet my buddy at the park but i couldnt find him so i wandered aroond a bit and finally aaw him fully encased in amber on a tree

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background