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content. g!p manon, smut, p in v, cheating, dirty talk
You'd been dating your boyfriend for about seven months. He was the captain of the basketball team, tall, with perfectly styled hair, attentive, loving. His family loved you and yours adored him. He sounded like the perfect boyfriend and, I mean, he was, but you couldn't stop thinking he was so boring.
Completely the opposite of your cheerleader teammate, Manon. So arrogant, with that attitude that the world belonged to her, a total idiot who was always late to practice and laughed at the rookies. A total idiot who, with just a look from those doe eyes, could make your cunt completely soaked in seconds.
You knew it was wrong. You knew your boyfriend was waiting for you at home with dinner ready, that you had told him you were running late because of an extra practice. But still, here you were: naked, on all fours, in Manon's bed, with her thick cock completely inside you.
The lamplight barely illuminated the room, the sheets wrinkled under your hands, the pillow smashed against your face. Manon was behind you, her hands on your hips, her cock entering and exiting your cunt with a frantic rhythm.
"So tight," Manon said, hot against your neck. Her hip slammed against your ass specifically hard, making you scream. "And he has this at home and doesn't use it. What an idiot."
"Manon…" you moaned, but you couldn't form a complete sentence. You reached your hand back, searching for hers. Manon, without hesitation, gently wrapped her hands around yours.
"What's wrong, baby? Need more?"
"Yes… yes…"
Manon laughed. A low laugh that ran down your spine. She sped up the rhythm. Her cock went in and out faster, and the sound of her hip slapping against your ass filled the room.
"Say I'm better than him," she ordered.
"You're better…"
"Better than what?"
"You're better than my boyfriend," you screamed, and your voice drowned in a moan when she thrust harder.
"Good girl."
Her hand went down to your clit, her fingers moving in circles while her cock kept going in and out. The double stimulation blurred your vision. Your legs were trembling. You were about to come when your phone vibrated on the nightstand.
The sound cut through the air like a knife. Your boyfriend. His photo on the screen smiling, in his basketball jersey, with that perfect smile that now seemed so empty. The name blinked. He was calling.
Manon stopped. She stayed still inside you, her cock buried to the hilt, and grabbed the phone.
"Look at him," she said, and showed you the screen, her smile widening a thousand times more. "Let's answer him."
"Manon, no…"
But she didn't listen. She accepted the call. She put the phone on speaker and rested it on the pillow in front of you. "Talk."
"Y/n?" your boyfriend's voice came from the phone, worried, familiar. "Are you okay? It's eleven, you said you'd be home by ten."
"I… I…" your voice cut off. Manon had started moving again, slow, very slow, completely mocking the situation. Her cock entering and exiting barely. The moan escaped before you could bite your lip.
"Y/n? Are you okay?" He sounded so worried it almost made you feel sorry for him. The situation was so obvious, but in his little brain, he couldn't even imagine that his perfect girlfriend was cheating on him, and much less with a woman.
"It's… it's that…" Manon thrust harder. Biting your lip wasn't enough anymore. The moan escaped again, sharper.
"What was that? I'm getting worried," he asked.
Manon leaned over your back. Her face was inches from the phone. "Hi, honey," she said. "It's Manon, Y/n's teammate. We're at an extra practice. Everything's fine, she's just exhausted." She pushed harder. "Very exhausted."
"Huh?" said your boyfriend. "But at this hour?"
"Championship rehearsals. They're tough." Manon laughed. "Y/n is very good, but she has trouble keeping up the pace."
Manon kept moving, and your fingers gripped the sheets as if they were the only thing keeping you on earth. You wanted to slap her ass and wipe that stupid smile off her face, which widened with every second your naive boyfriend believed the lies.
"Well…" said your boyfriend, and you could tell in his voice he didn't fully understand. Confused. "Do you want me to come pick you up?"
"No!" you said, and your voice came out more desperate than you wanted. "No… I'm fine. I'm going to stay… a little longer…"
"Are you sure? You sound weird."
Manon sped up the rhythm. Her cock went in and out faster, her hand on your clit started moving again. The orgasm was starting to build. You couldn't hold back the moans.
"I'm sure," you said, and the word cut off in a moan. "I'm… I'm…"
"She's sweating," Manon interrupted again with a mocking tone. "These practices are very intense. But don't worry, I'll take care of her. Right, baby? Am I taking good care of you?"
"Yes…" you moaned. "Yes, Manon… you're taking good care of me…"
"Well…" said your boyfriend, sounding a little more relieved. He was worried about his girlfriend being out alone this late, but at least now he knew someone was looking after her, and he had no idea how well she was being looked after. "I'll let her rest then. See you tomorrow, love."
"See you…" you managed to say, but Manon didn't let you finish. She sped up the rhythm, her cock entering and exiting with a fury that knocked the air out of you.
"Bye, honey," Manon said, and hung up the call.
The phone stayed on the pillow. Manon grabbed you by the hips and pushed you against the mattress, her cock buried to the hilt.
"Now," she said, her voice barely a thread. "Now you can come."
You came. The orgasm shook you completely, your back arched, your fingers gripping the sheets. You screamed. You couldn't help but scream. Manon came a second later, her cock swelling inside you, the heat filling you, dripping down your thighs.
When you finished, when the tremors passed, Manon collapsed onto your back. Her face buried in your neck.
"I'm going to have to train you more often," she said, and you both started laughing shamelessly. "You're so out of shape."
content. g!p megan, p in v, girlfriends, silly megan, dirty talk
"You're so tight today, princess."
Megan's voice comes out cut short by the moans escaping her mouth as she fucks you on all fours on the bed. Her hands grip your hips hard, her fingers digging into your skin, the rhythm she sets is hard, constant, filling you like only she knows how. Your face is buried in the pillow, the sheets wrinkled under your fingers, and you can only whimper her name as she thrusts into you from behind, the heat of her chest sticking to your back with each thrust. "Oh God, I thought about this during all my classes."
You can't answer. You don't even want to. You just arch your back more, offering her more, begging her without words not to stop, to break you. She moans against your neck, one hand goes up to your hair, pulls gently, and her rhythm speeds up.
But then Megan gets distracted.
She sees on her nightstand the Pokémon package she had ordered from Amazon last week. Her mother had received it and, without telling her, left it in her room. So without hesitating, she reaches for it.
You feel it before you see it. Her thrusts become slower, more uncoordinated, as if her head had gone somewhere else. One of her hands lets go of your hip, and something changes in the air, a strange silence that wasn't there before. You keep moaning, because her body doesn't know how to stop, but now softer. You hear her move, stretch to one side, and then you hear the sound of paper.
You open your eyes.
"Already tired, puppy?" you say, your voice broken by moans, but with that teasing tone you use when you want to mess with her. You turn your head over your shoulder to see her.
And you see her.
Megan has the Pokémon package between her hands. Silver envelope, with the store seal. She's opening it with trembling fingers, her eyes shining behind her glasses and her brow furrowed in pleasure, her cock still inside you, moving slowly.
"Megan, what the fuck are you doing?"
She doesn't hear you. Not because she wants to ignore you, but because she was in her own world. She takes the card out of the envelope with a delicacy she didn't have when she was fucking you two seconds ago. She turns it over. She looks at it. Her eyes go wide as saucers.
"No way." Her voice is a whisper. "No way, no way, no way."
"Megan, you could—"
"Lo-look!"
She grabs your hip with her free hand, the same strength as before. She shows you the card with the other hand, holding it as if it were glass, her fingers trembling. "It's the alternate Gengar VMAX. The one that goes for like… 300 dollars, babe. Three hundred dollars!" Her voice is a high-pitched squeal, almost childish, the euphoria running through her entire body.
And without realizing it, she starts thrusting into you again. But harder. Much harder, because of the euphoria she was feeling.
"SEE?! SEE?!" she shouts, as she drives her hips against the bed. The rhythm now is violent, unrestrained, each thrust deeper than the last. "This is amazing, I've been looking for it for months!"
You can't speak. The moans get stuck in your throat. You grab the pillow with both hands, press it against your face so you don't scream, while she's fucking you as if she'd won the lottery and you were the prize.
"C-congratulations…" you manage to say, but the word cuts off in a cry when she thrusts just at the right angle, the one that blurs your vision.
"THANK YOU, PRINCESS" she continues, not stopping moving, the card still in one hand like a relic, the other on your hip marking your skin with her fingers. "God, you're my lucky charm. We're going to have to fuck every time I open one."
Her euphoria is contagious, but also overwhelming. The rhythm she's setting is unbearable, faster and faster, harder and harder, and you feel your body starting to tense, feel that moment approaching that she knows better than you do. You moan her name, over and over, until you finally break against the bed, the orgasm running through your whole body while she keeps thrusting, being the happiest nerd in the world.
When she finishes, when her body falls onto your back and you breathe together, sticky, trembling, Megan still has the card in her hand. She holds it up to the lamplight, looks at it sideways, turns it over, looks at it again. She has a smile so big it looks like it might split her face.
You turn with effort, your legs trembling, your whole body marked. You look at her. She's absorbed, completely gone, her fingers stroking the edge of the card as if it were the most precious thing she has in life.
"Why are you looking at me like that?" she asks, without looking up, genuinely confused. As if there were nothing strange about what just happened. As if opening a Pokémon package in the middle of sex was the most normal thing in the world.
You look at her a little longer. In disbelief.
Megan lowers the card for a second, looks at you, and lets out a nervous laugh. She runs the hand that was on your hip over her own cock, still wet, still hard, and strokes it slowly while her eyes don't leave yours.
You’d never actually felt her whole in you before so when Daniela asked if she could ‘try’ have you cock warm her / ‘feel your walls’ wrapped around her.
You squeezed your eyes shut as she began to stretch you out even more, daniela was more than above average size. She was huge in which caused you to always slightly push her out of your hole each time you guys got down an dirty.
You whined as Daniela pushed her tip into your hole. “hngg y-your still huge..” you managed to say as her grip on your hips became more prominent. Your hands searched for her shoulders.
you griped her shoulders as you felt her push further into you, “Its alright mi princesa..” she leaned down whispering into your ear, you looked up at her with doe eyes. She smiled back at you, “i got ya, okay?”
You nodded back at her bitting down on your bottom lip. Daniela was only 1/3 of inches into you when she felt you pushing her back out. She sighed, “accept it baby, hold it for mami, yea?” You whined even more.
Her hand snaked towards your cunt slowly rubbing your numb over and over again. “Hmm you like that mi princesa? You like how rub this pretty pink pussy?” You clenched harder down on her cock, the way that daniela talked always got you wet and she knew that.
the slick built up on her cock allowing her to use it as a lubricant to push in further, causing a grunt to escape from her lips while a whimper escaped from yours. She sighed, now at 2/3 thirds into you which was the normal amount that she’d normally put into you.
“A-are you going further..?” You held her gaze as her hand moved to fiddle with one of your breasts. You whimpered, “..dani..it tingles..”
She nodded, “i know mi amor.. but remember you promised to take me fucking whole didn’t you..?” You nodded, her head moved down to your breast giving it a long lick over your nipples.
You felt the stretch as daniela pushed fully in, “a-ah.. dani..”. You could feel her poking your cervix, tears pricked your eyes as she groaned, “Your so fucking warm baby, fuck we should do this often..”
Daniela settled deep in you, your legs apart as she had bullied her dick into you. She felt you clenching and pulsing around her cock, you were so warm she didn’t want this feeling to ever go.
she slowly pulled out, your hole dripping with your own slick. She sighed looking down at you hole, stretched out just for her like a glove. You whined at the lost of contact from her being settled in you, Daniela then pushed back in.
By the time she pushed back in you were dazed out of it, she was filling you up to a next level causing you to cum quickly by accident. She watched your body shake as you let the knot in your stomach go.
Daniela smirked feeling the cum start to stick to her thighs, you clenched hard trying to recover from the orgasm that you just went through.
“shit baby i didn’t know that you can come that quickly on my dick love..” she chuckled, you looked back at her, “t-too full dani..” you mumbled.
She nodded, “i know mi amor, just let me breed this pussy..” she continued to thrust, the grip you had on her became tighter as you were overstimulated.
She was close, you feel her dick twitch against your fluttered walls. “m’gonna breed this tight pussy.. fuck.. you have no idea what you do to my mi amor..”
“Tell me how much you want me to cum in this cunt..” she grunted, you sighed, “m’i want it so bad mami.. please.. fill me up..”
You felt a warm sensation as she came in you. You felt her thrusts become more relaxed as she pulled out leaving her cock on your inner thigh.
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pathetic puppy!megan who follows you everywhere without even realising she’s doing it. you’ll get up to grab a glass of water and thirty seconds later she’ll wander into the kitchen with absolutely no reason to be there. when you ask why she came in, she'll just shrug, “i was cold,” and hug you from behind. because of your constant proximity, she accidentally starts mirroring your habits. if you start saying a certain phrase, she’ll be saying it a week later. if you suddenly become obsessed with a snack, she’s buying the exact same one for herself.she starts using the same emojis. and she doesn’t even notice she’s doing it until someone points it out. lara even says, “i swear, you two yawn the same way.”
pathetic puppy!megan who physically cannot play it cool around you. she tells herself she’s going to act mysterious today, only to immediately smile the second you walk into the room. all of her carefully rehearsed composure disappears within five seconds of making eye contact, immediately throwing her arms around you.
pathetic puppy!megan gets so excited every time you text her that she’ll open the message before the notification has even fully appeared. it doesn’t matter if it’s something incredibly boring like “don’t forget your charger.” she’s already smiling at her phone. she sends multiple texts in a row with no shame. she even gets visibly happier the second you walk into any room. everyone notices it. she could’ve been sitting there looking completely exhausted, but the moment she hears your voice it’s like someone switched the lights back on.
pathetic puppy!megan who can tell the difference between every single one of your laughs or when your mood sours. the polite laugh when you don’t actually find a joke funny; the awkward laugh when someone makes a distasteful joke; the one where you’re genuinely amused. the snort you do when something catches you completely off guard. she’ll hear one from across the room and instinctively look over just because she likes hearing you happy. she also tries to comfort you even when she has absolutely no idea how. she’ll awkwardly pat your shoulder. offer you half her snack. quietly sit beside you in complete silence if that’s what you need. she just can’t stand seeing you upset without doing something.
pathetic puppy!megan who has absolutely no concept of personal space with you. if you’re sitting down, she’s practically on your lap. if you’re standing up, she’s leaning half her body weight on you. if you’re lying on the couch, she’s using your shoulder or lap as a pillow until she falls asleep there and you have to carry her to bed. she sometimes falls asleep almost instantly if you’re playing with her hair. entire conversations will suddenly stop because she’s gone completely quiet, only for you to look over and realise she’s been asleep for the last five minutes.
pathetic puppy!megan who gets ridiculously proud whenever she makes you laugh. she’ll immediately try repeating the joke because the first laugh wasn’t enough. if she gets a second one? congratulations, she’s talking about that moment for the rest of the week.
pathetic puppy!megan who pouts without even realising it whenever you’re paying attention to someone else for too long. mostly because she’s jealous and in a way possessive over you. but sometimes she just misses being included. she’ll start pawing at your sleeve for attention and you’ll look over mid-conversation and find her quietly waiting for you to notice her again and hold her hand. she also gets so distracted by missing you that she accidentally opens your chat instead of someone else’s at least twice a day. at this point your conversation sits permanently pinned at the top because she checks it far more often than she’d ever admit.
pathetic puppy!megan who always ends up holding your things for you. your hoodie, your bag, your water bottle, your phone because “you looked busy.” or she just wants to be helpful. you tell her over and over that she doesn’t need to because her being there is helpful enough.
pathetic puppy!megan who absolutely crumbles under praise. you tell her she did a good job once and she’ll think about it for the next three days. if you casually mention being proud of her, she’s smiling so hard her cheeks hurt.
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girlfriend!manon who meets you at a concert of theirs. during sound checks you guys kept making eye contact. she was very drawn to you. her eyes diverted to you at lot during the concert. you made her perform better that night. she found you after the show and asked for your instagram. from that night you guys texted nonstop and both developed crazy feeling for each other. you guys made it official after 2 months, you guys were inseparable.
“hey. what’s your name?”
“can i get your instagram?”
“i want to get to know you y/n”
“i love being with you, i want you to be my girlfriend.. will you be my girlfriend?”
girlfriend!manon who takes you everywhere with her so a lot of people started taking and posting pictures of you two together. everyone wanted to know who you were to her. pictures posted all over twitter. them finding you in her following list.
“oh my god, who is she.”
“manon is liking all of her pictures.”
“they have to be dating.”
“wait she’s gorgeous omg.”
girlfriend!manon who posted you on your birthday which confirmed the dating rumors to be true. and every since she never stopped posting you. she was so loud about her love towards you and how proud she was to be your girlfriend.
girlfriend!manonwho made you her plus one everywhere. if they saw manon they saw you. paparazzi started gravitating towards you each time you appeared with manon. which lead to gaining more recognition.
girlfriend!manon who shouted you out every chance she got. on interviews. during shows. she wanted the world to know how amazing you were.
girlfriend!manon who always made sure you felt included even when surrounded by celebrities. she’d keep an arm around your waist, introduce you to everyone, and never let you feel out of place.
“have you met my girlfriend yet?”
“she’s the one i’ve been telling you about.”
“isn’t she amazing?”
girlfriend!manon who always reminded everyone that you were your own person whenever people only referred to you as “manon’s girlfriend.”
“she’s so talented.”
“don’t just know her because she’s dating me.”
“get to know her because she’s amazing.”
girlfriend!manon who couldn’t stop smiling the first time fans asked you for pictures instead of only asking for pictures with her.
“can we get a picture with you?”
you blinked.
“me?”
they nodded excitedly.
“we love you.”
you walked back to manon completely shocked.
“someone wanted a picture with me.”
she wrapped an arm around your shoulders.
“get used to it, pretty girl.”
girlfriend!manon who never got jealous when your spotlight started growing. if anything, she became even louder about supporting you. every interview ended the same way.
“go support y/n.”
“i’m so proud of her.”
“that’s my girl.”
girlfriend!manon who smiled every time she’d overhear strangers recognizing you.
“isn’t that y/n?”
“she’s the one dating manon.”
“…yeah, but she’s also doing her own thing now.”
manon would quietly smile to herself.
because that’s exactly what she’d hoped for all along.
I know it’s been a while since i updated guys, this retrograde took all my creativity and motivation phew!! im a sag!!! ugh but anyways im back guys and I hope you guys like this idea! I did this on my other blog with joe keery! @eddies-ed! I definitely wanna make this a series with all the girls! let me know who you guys want to see next!! choi!!
ot6 x fem!reader {smau} showings your girlfriends a photocard that isn’t them > light language and suggestive joking. these are interpretations purely for entertainment!
(fluff & crack & smau) \\ ot6 katseye x fem!reader // reddit, am i the asshole for being hopelessly in love with my girlfriend?
r/AmITheAsshole
u/lararaj • 17h • reddit
AITA for exposing my girlfriend?
i (F20) have been with my girlfriend for a few years now, and we’ve been veryveryvery happy.
until last week.
we were having dinner with some friends and the conversation shifted into “who fell first.” before i could say anything or even make a small noise, i see her stupid finger point straight at me with LIGHTNING speed.
everybody nods, nobody defends me.
truthfully, i think she’s projecting. so i decided to sit her down a few days later and tell her she’s a hypocrite and that SHE (!!) is obsessed. i bring up these points:
i mentioned i like a specific candy exactly eight months ago, and now she buys them anytime she passes by the store?
whenever she goes on walks, she texts me a picture of anything she sees outside, whether that’s a bird or a lamp post, because it “reminds her of me.”
anytime we are in group settings, she always ends up standing right next to me. arms brushing and all. i’ve actually tested this one out! i inch away from her sneakily, yet she always latches back onto me.
when i post a photo of myself, she’s always the first person to like it and comments AT LEAST twelve times. like are you just refreshing my page until i post something new? one time, i changed my profile picture and thirty seconds later, she texts me “cute pic btw.”
i rest my case.
however, when i dropped all this on her, she didn’t laugh. her smile dropped after every point i brought up.
she called me ridiculous, psychotic, and asked if i had a job or any hobbies for when she’s not around.
i called her cute and in love with me.
she stormed out and now it’s day 3 of silent treatment (except, every night she forgets to keep up her act and glues herself into my arms until she wakes up the next morning. then, proceeds to act like it didn’t happen and tries to gaslight me into thinking i’m imagining things because i’m the obsessed one).
my friends won’t pick a side because apparently we’re both “embarrassing” so i decided to bring it onto reddit.
so finally, AITA?
EDIT : my girlfriend has found this post. she says i conveniently left out some important details, like the fact that i immediately call her adorable every time she does all of this. she also said that this is further proving her point of me being the obsessed one because i keep a track of every single thing she does.
i disagree.
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daniel_456 • 16h
u the asshole for making us read this.
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unt1ldawn • 15h
i think you just wanted to brag🤨
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user0209_ • 15h
treating your girl like she a lab experiment lemme have her instead
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↳ lararaj OP • 15h
i disliked your comment btw in case you didn’t get the notification.
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r/AmITheAsshole
u/meganskiendiel • 19h • reddit
AITA for refusing to move?
so yesterday, my girlfriend and i were having a movie night. just the usual, nothing new.
we’re sitting on the couch and we’re both focusing on the screen, watching whatever’s going on in the scene.
i move to put the volume down since it was too loud and our walls are thin, until i feel something drop on my shoulder.
i would describe it as heavy but she might see this post and kill me.
it was her head, her eyes were closed, clearly sleeping.
at first i thought it was cute, so i made myself comfortable and made sure she kept sleeping on my shoulder, stretching my arms out to reach for the blanket and cover her with it.
minutes passed and the movie ended. my girlfriend’s nap, unfortunately, did not.
i considered moving slightly, but as soon as i did, she somehow pulled me closer and frowned in her sleep.
so i stopped trying and just accepted that i was trapped.
my phone was just out of reach, sitting on the table, taunting me. i could see it but i could not get to it. eventually it died, i started getting thirsty and hungry, and my leg started feeling numb. i even forgot what having a leg felt like.
despite all of this, she looked so peaceful and beautiful laying on my shoulder, it’d be wrong to just wake her up.
so i stayed put.
after a few hours, she finally wakes up and i shoot up to my feet, wobbling to the fridge to get a bottle of water.
instead of thanking me for being her pillow for many, many, many hours, she immediately notices my pain and asks me why i was moving around like an old man desperately in need of a walking stick.
i explained that i haven’t moved this whole time because she was asleep.
she buried her face in her hands when i told her i was hungry and thirsty.
she genuinely got upset and spent the next hour just apologizing, even though this was entirely my decision.
i told her she just looked so comfortable and i couldn’t bring myself to wake her up, but she wasn’t satisfied with that excuse.
she’s currently making me sit on the couch and bringing me whatever i want while, still, angrily telling me to wake her up next time.
i told her it was worth it and i’d do it again.
that made her even more annoyed.
AITA?
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gnarly32 • 19h
you’re on the wrong subreddit??😐
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reddit_user7 • 18h
awww you’re just in love, this is actually really sweet, NTA.
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↳ meganskiendiel OP • 18h
no it isn’t. stop encouraging bad decisions. - the gf.
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↳ reddit_user7 • 18h
did you have a good nap though?
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↳ meganskiendiel OP • 18h
you’re focusing on the wrong part here - the gf.
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r/AmITheAsshole
u/sophialaforteza • 21h • reddit
AITA for embarrassing my girlfriend in public?
my girlfriend thinks i embarrassed her in public, which is a dramatic way to put it, but everyone we know always sides with her.
it’s annoying.
for context (this is important), i haven’t seen my girlfriend ALL day. we were texting of course, but that’s not the same as being physically with her.
i was at the mall with some friends, just walking around and searching through stores for nothing in particular.
and then i saw an angel (my girlfriend).
but she wasn’t next to me, in front of me, or anywhere near me.
i spotted her from the top of the escalator full of people, and she was at the bottom.
not to be dramatic too but everything around me kind of disappeared.
so, obviously i got excited, is that a crime?
before i could stop myself, i yelled out “BABY!” to get her attention and she froze. she looked horrified. i was just really happy to see her.
i know i can be really loud sometimes but she said everyone around me flinched, which has to be an exaggeration. i think only 2 or 16 people turned around.
after i yelled, i also starting waving both of my arms above my head in case she couldn’t see me in the busy mall. she told me i looked like i was trying to swat away a fly?
the first thing she told me once she finally got to me was “why would you do that” and her face was bright red.
i still don’t understand what i did wrong…
she told me i do this every time.
i told her to give me examples.
she listed only 6.
according to her, i nearly ran into a family of four because i was too busy staring at her. i also waved at her and squealed loud enough for her to hear me through a restaurant window one time.
she says i make her want to melt into the floor whenever i do this, like god forbid a girl misses her girlfriend and gets excited to see her again?
she’s laying next to me, peeking at what i’m writing and told me to also add that it gets worse when we have to say goodbye to each other in public.
in her words, i wait until she’s completely out of sight to stop waving with a pout on my face, as if she’s leaving for war.
so, AITA?
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2online • 21h
yes YTA, why are you screaming across the mall to embarrass her??
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↳ sophialaforteza OP • 21h
okay but she actually smiled when she saw me
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↳ 2online • 21h
because she’s your girlfriend.
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↳ sophialaforteza OP • 21h
yeah she is :))
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luv4cats • 16h
did the journal factory explode?
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u/danielaavanzini • 14h • reddit
AITA for not helping my girlfriend?
my girlfriend has a habit of being stubborn when it comes to asking for help.
she makes all simple tasks way more challenging than they need to be.
if she’s carrying eighteen things at once, she won’t let me help, and once one of them falls out of her grip, she just looks me dead in the eyes and says “i got it.”
like today, we were coming home after some grocery shopping and i went to grab the bags out of the trunk. i INSTANTLY feel her nudge me away and say “no, i got it.”
i asked if she was sure and she said yes.
i asked three more times and she just said “daniela,” very firmly.
i took that as a threat so i stepped back and let her handle it because if i asked one more time she would’ve been offended.
impressively, she managed to grab all the bags in one go.
halfway to our house, a bag started slipping from her hand.
then i heard a box of snacks fall to the floor, followed by her very loud and annoyed groan.
i asked if she needed help. again, she said no. she clearly needed it but i let her stay delusional. a second later, we heard something else drop. she asked me what it was, but i didn’t know, i wasn’t allowed to touch anything…
“why is this bag ripping?”
“where are my keys?”
if i tried to answer anything, she would just shush me. there was nothing i could do.
at one point, she stopped walking and i finally thought she would ask for some help, she was holding six grocery bags by three fingers!! she looked overwhelmed but she kept going. the only thing i heard coming from her was “don’t look at me.”
i end up carrying the bags after she finally snaps and admits she needs help, but soon after, she asks me “why were you just standing there and not helping me?”
i try to keep my composure and tell her that she didn’t let me go anywhere near the bags.
she said i could’ve helped but instead i just watched her struggle.
i reminded her that anytime i volunteered to help, she’d shoot lasers out of her eyes at me.
AITA for listening to her and respecting her wishes??
EDIT: she would like everyone to know that the material of the bags was the issue, and if they had been stronger then she’d carry it no problem.
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user5566 • 14h
NTA, your girlfriend sounds exhausting.
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↳ danielaavanzini OP • 14h
she is (lovingly)
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soph778 • 13h
so where were her keys
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↳ danielaavanzini OP • 13h
in her pocket.
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u/manonbannerman • 18h • reddit
AITA for laughing at my girlfriend mid-argument?
i’m starting this by saying i love my girlfriend so much.
but right now she’s a little mad at me.
yesterday, my girlfriend tripped over her own shoelace. she’s completely fine but it made me laugh, which is a very normal reaction.
except i kept bringing it up and now she’s fed up.
she would tell me to pass the remote, i would respond by telling her to be careful and not trip again.
she asked me where her charger was, i suggested she might’ve tripped over it.
she said good morning, i asked if she remembered when she fell.
she asked me what the time was, i said it was time for her to watch her step.
as you can imagine, she was tired of hearing it and argued i was incredibly annoying, it made sense. she was telling me she was upset and actually made some good points that i agree with.
i swear i was listening.
but the way she said “i fell ONE time” reminded me of it again and i couldn’t help replaying the scene in my head with photographic memory.
i tried really hard not to laugh again, i looked away, i bit my lip, i even thought about something sad. predictably, i couldn’t hold it in any longer and let a short laugh out.
my girlfriend fell (haha) completely silent.
she asked me if i seriously just laughed, and i shook my head so fast it made everything blur for a second. she tried to keep going but i just kept laughing anytime she would bring it up again.
she got frustrated enough to throw a pillow at me and sat down with her phone pulled out.
i asked what she was doing and she said she’s waiting until i was done and ready to be mature.
she keeps muttering under her breath that laughing in the middle of an argument is very disrespectful.
i just wish she would stop reminding me of it, maybe then we could actually progress instead of me giggling again and sending us back to square one…
AITA? (i already know the answer to this, pls be gentle)
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tommy365 • 18h
YTA, i’d trip u over myself and then we’d see who’s giggling for the next six months
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↳ manonbannerman OP • 18h
MODS BAN THIS GUY
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user298 • 17h
she should plant banana peels everywhere to make YOU fall
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iheartreddit • 16h
you’re the asshole
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↳ manonbannerman OP • 16h
understandable have a nice day
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u/jeungyoonchae • 10h • reddit
AITA for missing my girlfriend’s “obvious hints”?
to put it bluntly, my girlfriend spent an entire day flirting with me and i didn’t notice.
she claims the signs were painfully obvious, i claim we were having normal conversations!!
to provide some background, we were spending the day together and she, for some reason, decided this was the perfect time to try (emphasis on try) being romantic.
her first so called “hint” was when she glanced over at me and sighed “i wish someone would cuddle me right now.”
i agreed and said “yeah that sounds nice” and continued doing what i was doing beforehand.
later, she sat closer and said “i would love to hold hands with someone.”
i replied with “i think most people would” and the silence was uncomfortably long after, i guess she didn’t like that one?
then she showed me a cute video of a couple going on a date on her phone and turned to me to say “this is so cute! if only my girlfriend would take me on a date like this.”
i nodded and told her she should communicate with her girlfriend about that (i’m the girlfriend btw).
i think that might’ve been her last straw because she straight up asked “are you actually this oblivious?”
she informed me she had been trying to flirt with me for the last two hours, that made me look around to see who she was talking about…
i don’t know how she expected me to know what she wanted, i’m not a mind reader??
she says she literally told me.
now she’s telling everyone i’m the most oblivious person in the world, i told her to tell me what she wants more clearly next time instead of implying things.
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