twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

i feel like edward cullen would be thoroughly repulsed by my thoughts. it’s just an absolute wreck up there and even i can’t stand them sometimes. i apologize in advance for any mind readers that have to hear that

The apocalypse happened here in 1620.

In Latin America indigenous people are resisting since 1492

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

emily’s house literally just feels so homey. the boys all acting like brothers shoving each other around, the smell of giant blueberry muffins in the oven, the smiles and laughter all around... bella couldn’t have found a better place to be during new moon

500k charlie-rosalie father/daughter-in-law bonding time fic WHEN

i’d like to think that rosalie hale would wear different variations of a hot pink juicy couture track suits to auto-repair class just to piss off the boys in there. 

the REAL™️ jacob will always be the sweet boy who loves and cares for his dad, likes to roughhouse with friends, build cars, go to bonfires late with cold pizza and warm sodas, and is a supportive friend. he’s a protector. he’s a brother. he’s the sunshine.