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Now this is a mashup I want to seeā¦.
Actor Tyler Hoechlin attends the GQ 20th Anniversary Men Of The Year Party at Chateau Marmont on December 3, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
post breakup AUs
because i havenāt seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:
ātoday was the first family gathering iāve been to since we broke up and my little cousin that absolutely adored you asked where you were and i had to lock myself in the bathroom and sit in the tub for a half an hour and look through a folder on my phone of pictures i took of you to feel okay againĀØ AU
ĀØi still have your phone number memorized even though i havenāt called you since we split and somehow i remembered it even though iāve had like six shots of bourbon and hey, i know youāre pissed that youāre here at this dingy club at 3 in the morning to pick my drunk ass up, but you have to admit thatās pretty impressiveĀØ AU
āiām pretty sure if taylor swift and i were in a competition of who could write the most breakup songs in one night, iād win by a landslide because i still set two plates out for dinner even though i eat alone and itās almost pathetic because weāve been broken up for ages but iām still not over youā AU
āso i know we havenāt talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but what the fuck do you mean youāre engaged to be marriedĀØ AU
āyes, i know this is your sweatshirt and that we broke up five months ago but itās really comfy okay. i totally donāt wear it because like it still smells like you or is the only thing that even remotely feels like home since i moved out. pfft. absolutely not.ā AU
ālook, i know we agreed to be friends and everything but thatās what everyone says when they break up. i canāt take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person youāre interested in, okay? itās killing meā AU
āoh hi, totally didnāt expect to see you here at this one hole in the wall coffee shop literally no one in the entire world besides you knows about. what a coincidence.ā AU
āitĀ“s my [insert family relation here]Ā“s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all i can think about is how this was almost usā AU (bonus: āi know that itās two in the morning and iām dressed really formally and a little (a lot) bit drunk but i couldnāt stop thinking about you after my grandma asked how you were doing also can i come in itās freezing out hereā)
āi still have your sisterās scarf and i know itās stupid but iāve been hoping maybe one day youāll come by and pick it up so weāll be forced to talk again because i havenāt seen you in months and iām maybe kinda sorta still in love with youā AU
āi know we were never officially together or anything but seeing that picture you posted on [insert social media] with him/her literally felt like you carved my heart out of my chest and stomped on it and iām not really sure why iām leaving this voicemail but my pillow still smells like you and i miss your stupid faceā AU
āwe have a lot of mutual friends so we see each other more than two broken up people usually do and i know weāre not really close anymore but youāre wearing that stupid (adorable) hat you always wore when you were upset so tell me whatās wrong because itās literally killing me to see you look so sadā AU
āso like, i know we broke up and stuff but funny story, i havenāt told my family yet and they just assumed youād be coming with me for [insert family celebration] and i really donāt know how to tell them and i know this is really selfish but i canāt break my great grandmaās heart like that, sheāll probably have a heart attack andā wait what? youād do that for me? holy shit, i love you⦠waitāā AU
āi found your box of letters underneath my bed last night and because iām a nosy motherfucker i decided to read them and it turns out they were all addressed to me and the last one was dated the day you moved out and iām not quite sure why i thought this would be a good idea but here i am, standing on your doorstep, wondering why the fuck weāre not together anymoreā AU
āwell this is really awkward considering the last time we saw each other, i was screaming at you to never talk to me again, but like, my dog recognized you all the way across the park and literally dragged me over here because she misses you so hiā AU
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For some reason I feel like making a list of my top ten favorite, most re-read Sterek fics right now. Originally I was just going to make a list for myself, but I figured I might as well just make a public rec list while Iām at it. So, in no particular order:
Historically Inaccurate by asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)Ā | 20k | Explicit
Stiles is surprisingly okay with all the weird shit that goes on at Beacon City Historic Ghost Town - ghost lights, howling, pianos playing on their own. Having to work closely with the surly blacksmith is another matter.
Murder, He Wrote by mklutz | 32k | Explicit
And that was how Stiles accidentally became a New York Times bestselling author.
my wings a hurricane by kellifer_fic | 20k | Teen
Stiles had been like any other kid growing up in the era of dragons. Heād watched the cartoons, the news stories, had the lunch box. When his screening at Beacon Hills High had come up negative, heād been disappointed but unsurprised. His positive results were returned three years too late for it to be in any way convenient or cool.
Or, the one where they ride dragons.
Hello, Heartbreaker by astoryaboutwar | 18k | Explicit
Itās a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that heās anythingĀ like that.
Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyoneās a werewolf, and everyoneās alive.)
Itās Insanity, but⦠by petals42 | 40k | Mature | Sterek with platonic Sciles
The doorbell interrupts what had turned out to be quite the epic shoe hunt but, really, heās grateful for the break. Or at least, he is until he heads down the stairs to grab the door, trips over a stuff animal of some kind, bashes his head on the wall and barely manages to catch himself from falling down the entire flight of stairs. As with all things, Stiles would like to state, for the record, that this is Scottās fault.
Or: Scott and Stiles are raising seven children. Derek is the entertainer they hire for a birthday party (not a clown though, heās very specific on that fact.)
The Portrait by andavs | 2k | Not Rated (General, probs)
Based on the prompt: āweāve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time weāve met and your portraits really donāt do you justiceā
untitled by alocalband | 3k | Explicit
A Werewolf Convention AU in which both Derek and Stiles are complete nerds about supernatural politics, inspired by the prompt: āstuck in an elevator after theyāve had a fight.ā
Play It Again by metisket | 63k | Teen
In which Stiles goes along with one of Derekās plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He shouldāve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.
āLaura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. Theyāre at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)ā
Fireman Derekās Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] by owlpostagain | 18k | Teen
āHe canāt blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.ā
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
āHot firemen can make a girl do crazy things,ā she agrees, nodding towards her brotherās name on the menu. āDerek wonāt let me date anyone from his company, but that doesnāt mean I canāt appreciate the eye candy.ā
āSend them my way,ā Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. āApparently Iām incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance.ā
āLinskiās Late Night Antidote To Lame by whonatural | 14k | Teen
Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.
Also thereās this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.
way to go paul
get the wheels on the bus
Jack Falahee as āConnor Walshā | HTGAWM 2x05: āMeet Bonnieā
September ā15. a very long list of coffee shop aus Iāve read. my bootleg rec page canāt really be considered a bootleg rec page without coffee shop aus.Ā
*Ā = fics that could use lots more love and appreciation!Ā
Love how idiotic these two are in this. And the Sheriff<33: Ā
All Stirred Up by jsea, marguerite_26 (13/13 | 49,430 | Explicit)
Derekās first duty as a new deputy is the early morning coffee run to The Leaky Carafe, and itās not long before he discovers that the quirky barista has a knack for making the perfect drink. Every time. Even before you order.
But is it intuition, luck or magic that has all Stilesā customers leaving happy?
Not even coffee, but so perfect!:Ā
be my dar(jee)ling by takeittothestars (2/2 | 5,393 | Mature)
āYou alright there? Need any help?ā someone from behind him says, and Derek startles badly from where heās been judging the tea (Cardamom with ginger for Sherlock Holmes? And almonds for Jack Harkness? Really?). The person laughs when he knocks over a few tins, and Derek knows that laugh. Sure enough, he looks up as he puts Moriartea back on the shelf and itās Stiles fucking Stilinski, #24 on the lacrosse team and captain of Derekās heart since he dropped Cora off at a game once, the cutest, hottest thing on the planet since ā since ā since ever, if Derekās honest with himself.
-A tea shop AU in which Derek is an editor, Stiles works in a tea shop, both are dumb, and there is tea. For this prompt
LOL!:Ā
Your Sass Is All the Syrup I Need by broadcastdelay (1/1 | 8,906 | Teen)
Derek is a grumpy hipster barista (in Portland, the natural home of his kind). Stiles develops a taste for such things.
This is so great!! Totally underrated! Deserves all the lovee<3333 :
*Large Black Coffee, To Go by sunnydalewerewolf (1/1 | 5,183 | Mature)
Derek is Stilesā favorite actor, Stiles works in a coffee shop frequented by Laura, and everyone is kind of an asshole.
Also deserves a ton of love!! So cute!!:Ā
*All Hale Pastries by NikaNielson (1/1 | 1,622 | Teen)Ā
After Cora drops out of a cooking competition at the last minute, Stiles tries to convince Derek to take her place.
Iām always a slut for tattooed and pierced up Stiles and that sequel tho!:
Queer Your Coffee by alisvolatpropiis (1/1 | 3,084 | NR)
Derekās just over the city line when he sees a sign for an independent drive-thru place, Full Spectrum Brew. There are three cars in line when he turns in, which annoys him but gives him hope. Not that he really trusts the people of Beacon Hills to have much taste when it comes to coffee (god, he is a snob), but the shopās popularity does seem to bode well. The line of cars moves way more slowly than heād like, each customer in front of him seeming to take way too long to order, and then lingering when they get their coffee. Heās irritable from lack of sleep and an even more detrimental lack of caffeine, anxious to get out of the car. Finally itās his turn and he slowly rolls up to the window, turning the radio down.
For a second, he thinks he must have fallen asleep while he was waiting, because what he sees when he looks in the window surely must be a dream.
Stunning brown eyes like glowing honey and sweet little nose, slightly upturned; a shapely pink mouth, bottom-lip pierced by a thin black hoop that heās worrying with the tip of his tongue as he smiles a gorgeous hello.
Heās the most beautiful man Derekās ever seen.
And heās shirtless.
Melting into a puddle of cute:
expresso yourself by wearing_tearing (1/1 | 3,149 | Teen)
Derek can say he ever expected something like this to happen when he agreed to work at Expresso Yourself, his familyās coffee shop.
And by that he means he never expected Hollywoodās new favorite actor, Stiles Stilinski, to burst through his doors at seven-thirty in the morning, wide-eyed and scared, with the collar of his shirt ripped off.
Haha!!:
Red Lights Already Off by KuriKuri (1/1 | 3,375 | Teen)
Stiles isnāt a hooker. He just plays one on TV.
The CUTEST:Ā
*Love is a Sneeze Away by mandysimo13 (1/1 | 1,833 | NR)Ā
Stiles is allergic to dogs. Bad news for doggy day care employee, Derek Hale.
Fluffy as hell!:
*Name for the Order? by katnisskirk (1/1 | 2,456 | NR)
AU. Stiles is a barista and Derek is a customer who regularly comes in while talking on the phone so Stiles repeatedly (intentionally) mishears his name.
Priceless:
The Customer Aināt Always Right by trilliath (1/1 | 2,273 | Gen.)
Todayās the day. Heās gonna do it. Heās actually going to (as Cora says) āspeak words like a normal human and talkā to (as Cora has designated him) Cute Coffee Boy. - Or he would, if it werenāt for this asshole cutting in line.
Amazing!!<33:Ā
*HMMARCW by elumish (1/1 | 6,242 | Teen)Ā
āMy student thinks that all werewolves have to turn on the full moon. That we debunked seventy-five years ago. What the hell is he doing, living with his head in a bucket of bees?ā
It looks like werewolf-dudeās mouth twitches. āItās probably difficult to write an essay with your head in a bucket of bees.ā
Glorious:
Freebies by Saucery (1/1 | 1,215 | Teen)
Stiles canāt figure out why people keep dropping, spilling or breaking things in his presence. And offering him free stuff. Like, what the heck?
Silly Dorks:
*iām constantly on the cusp of trying to kiss you by trilliastra (1/1 | 4,044 | Teen)
- In which Derek is a writer and has a crush on Stiles, they talk about skydiving and getting tattoos, and Laura Hale is awesome.
Sooo cutee:
Now Youāre Too Sweet by agent_izhyper (1/1 | 6,648 | Gen.)
In which Stiles is thoroughly confused and awkwardly misinterprets the situation, and has fallen in love with Derekās heavenly baked goods before he even knew (let alone fell for) Derek Hale. Also, first meetings are a mess and the universe hates him, but nothing new there, right?
Awkward cuteness:Ā
*Sexy as Charged by inkblott (1/1 | 6,293 | Teen)Ā
If you asked Stiles what he planned on doing with his life, failing so epically hard was not one of them. And okay, you could argue, that his life was kind of a fail. Being the only 19 year old virgin that he knew was a bummer sometimes, but youād never notice unless you asked.
Totally.
He has no idea how itās managed to get to this point in time, and he really fucking regrets getting out of bed this morning. I mean, he didnāt even have class, which was a once in a blue moon kind of thing, but he still thought, āHey, itās a nice morning, Iām not dead, the sun is shining, I might as well get some coffee.ā What. An. Idiot.
Well. It wasnāt an altogether bad day. There were definitely some high points.
GAH!! dying cuz sooo adorableee and fluffy!!!!:
Not Exactly My Cup of Coffee by officerstilinskihale (1/1 | 4,610 | Teen)
Stiles buried his face in his hands and resisted the urge to scream.
The angry sex he wasnāt having with Derek would be so good.
Not the typical cutesy coffee shop au. Angsty, hot, and Derek is so so grumpy:
Double Negatives by coffeeinallcaps (1/1 | 16,337 | Explicit)
Derek and Laura run a pure food store and coffeehouse. Thereās this boy Stiles whoās a regular customer. Heās infuriating, of course, but thereās something about him.
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Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated.
itās really a secondary sex characteristic?!Ā
It is. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner.
why did no one tell me this?!
You know why :/
Spread this. I only just started to see mine and I started to freak out a bit. More people should/need to know about this
Fic Masterpost!
Over the course of 5 months Iāve been taking prompts from my followers as part of an event to celebrate my receiving 2,222 followers. Here is a masterpost of all of the works I have done for this event in these months, with some bonus fics in there as well! Some have ao3 links so you can read them there too!
1. Ā Ā Stiles falls asleep in Derekās loft very often, and talks in his sleepĀ (ao3 link)Ā
2. Ā Ā Derek works at a breakfast diner AU
3. Ā Ā Steal the lightningā Derek and Stiles stuck in a thunderstormĀ togetherĀ (ao3 link)
4. Ā Ā Watching movies together on Valentineās Day
5. Ā Ā Derek is a Greaserā 50ā²s AU
6. Ā Ā Kid Fic, Stiles is lost in the mall
7. Ā Ā Jinkies!āBeing trapped in an elevator together (ao3 link)
8. Ā Ā The Book Wolfā Derek is an ancient spirit librarianĀ (ao3 link)Ā
9. Ā Ā Sterek at a bonfire
10. showed me the statues undergroundāartist stilesĀ (ao3 link)Ā
11. Stiles canāt sleep while on vacation
12.Ā 22 Jump Street AU
13.Ā Hogwarts AU
14. Fratboy Derek and Prince Stiles
15.Ā Maze Runner AU
16. Vampire Stiles
17. Stiles and Derek fall into a hole and talk feelings
18. Competitive Beach Volleyball AU, Lifeguard Derek
19.Ā Fake Relationship
20. Zumba Teacher Stiles, Football Player Derek
21. Stiles at the dentistās office
22. High School AU, Drunken Shakespeare
+Bonus Fics!
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