ariana grande | she / her | female | Have you met JAMISON "JAMIE" RIZZOLI yet? Theyβre the TWENTY-NINE year old MORTICIAN that lives around SUDDEN VALLEY. I think theyβve lived in Seattle for TWENTY-NINE YEARS. From what Iβve heard, theyβre UNDERSTANDING but they can also be STUBBORN if you get on their bad side. When I think of them, I usually think of GETTING NOWHERE FAST by girls at our best.
BASICS
name: jamison cosette rizzoli nickname: jamie birthday: june 26, 1993 parents: rosa and guisseppe rizzoli siblings: guisseppe jr (37), rosita (35), leo (32), twin (29), carlo (20), gino (14), melina (10), melinda (10), mikey (6), carlita (6) children: piper brookelle (13, born november 16, 2009)
APPEARANCE
hair: brunette, naturally curly (sometimes straightened and dyed blonde), hip-length eyes: brown height: 4'11" weight: 94 - 110 tattoos: canon to ariana grande piercings: three in each earlobe, an industrial in her right ear, a daith and conch in her left ear, a nose stud, left eyebrow, tongue, bellybutton, and vertical clitoral piercing scars: random childhood scars from falls, one on her stomach from an appendectomy, one down her left arm from getting hardware put in due to a broken arm as a child
TIDBITS
she goes by jamie and only jamie. if you call her jamison, she'll correct you. if you're still calling her jamison, she'll ignore you until you call her jamie
she's the 5th born child out of 11 kids, born 13 seconds after her twin. her siblings ages range from 6 at the youngest to 37 at the oldest and there are three sets of twins (herself and twin included)
loves having her younger siblings over for fun sleepovers
she became a mother at 16 years old. she was (and still is) friends with benefits with her best friend, they had a lapse in common sense, and piper brookelle was born roughly 10 months later on november 16th, 2009. they're still the best of friends and they co-parent really well together. they live right next door to each other and their houses are on the same property, so piper can come and go as she pleases. jamie and baby daddy have keys to each others houses and you bet your ass jamie is constantly barging in to annoy him (unless she knows he has someone over, like a hookup or a girlfriend / boyfriend / partner - she does have some respect, yanno)
her entire family has been morticians almost since the industry was invented. they've always worked out of their house, which is also a funeral parlor! the house has been handed down each generation to the new rizzoli that decided to stay in the industry, and jamie was the one that inherited it this time! her parents moved into the guest house thats in the backyard, so they're still around and still work in the parlor area, but have their own space
has gone on several dates but finds it hard to start an actual relationship with anyone because 1) she has a child and not everyone likes children and 2) she is head over hills in love with her daughter's father
although she's 29, she's still very teen-like in the way that she's free spirited and wild and carefree. molly loves parties. those parties can get a little loud, but she's really good about shutting it down if a neighbor asks her to quiet down
very respectful, but if she gets attitude, she gives it right back and amplifies it
jamie loves kids. any kids of her friends, she automatically dubs as her nieces and nephews. she'll offer to babysit anytime
if she considers you a friend, you're her family, end of story
piper was born completely deaf in one ear and 50% deaf in the other ear, so jamie immediately got to working on learning sign language, and now she can sign in american sign language and italian sign language
she's obsessed with space, broadway musicals, all things spooky, and the human anatomy
was diagnosed with autism when she was 7. only her closest friends know about it. her diagnosis isn't super obvious, but if you know the classifications and symptoms, you might be able to tell if you watch her closely enough
she knows a little bit about a lot of things
can be pretty spontaneous. she'll burst into song out of nowhere, she'll dance in place, she'll talk to herself randomly
loves to read. she's had to buy several copies of her favorite books because she's read them so many times and they've fallen apart
her christmas tree stays up all year round. the ornaments get taken off and put away, but the tree stays lit up. it's a white fiber optic lit tree and it's her favorite decoration in the world. she even has a mini one in her bedroom as her nightlight
terrified of the dark. she doesn't like to be out past dark, but she's less stressed about it when she's with a friend
the hoest of hoes! she sleeps around. guys, gals, those that aren't either guys or gals, their moms and dads, their brothers and sisters, their best friends... if you point to someone, she can answer yes or no. "oh, him. august 7th, 2019... he had a thing about bladder control, i almost pissed my pants. dipped out, never talked to him again. my bladder has rights and she comes before i do."
don't you ever tell her that unicorns aren't real. "so we have narwhals... the unicorns of the sea... but you say actual unicorns aren't real? fake fan. we don't need your negativity."
has a little bit of red foreman in her personality
to truly sum her up... her entire personality is an 80's mixtape
she has a very mixed clothing style. sometimes she's all prepped up if she's going out somewhere nice, but on her downtime, she's usually wearing ripped jeans, converse, a grungey band tee, black lipstick and eyeshadow, and her hair is usually flying all over the place (it's down to her knees, it's hard to manage)
COMMON PHRASES
"do as i say, not as i do."
"get outta here."
"what the fuck?"
"what's that supposed to mean?"
"stop leaving your dirty socks on the floor."
"don't irritate me."
"that's a dumb idea."
"dumbass."
"i don't care."
"i didn't ask."
"life ain't fair."
"don't bother me."
"do you mind?"
"abso-fucking-lutely not."
"read a book."
"that's not what that means."
"my foot's about to have permanent residency up your ass."
"i know how to make it look like an accident."
"i will shove a canula into your jugular."


















