Here I am

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

Necroprancer

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

cuntcrete

There was actually a really popular book about being pretty close with 12 people. I won’t tell you how it ends, but let’s just say the main character is in a better place now.

we’re not willingly going back to how everything was before. we are being forced back into it by members of the ruling class who found out that making things better for almost everyone else made them feel bad.

How did her grandmother fill 4 vases?

then why the heck is her family not tall too?!?!

Babe wake up new gender dropped, it's got gills

basically all disability, still