JustYourAverageCryptid

A blanket that’s always mildly cold.

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

“cryptids” spotted in remote parts of the ocean, especially in the antarctic are like….not even cryptids tbh. just ocean animals no one’s gotten to study or fully document it yet. every time i hear about some new deep or southern ocean cryptid I’m like give it 5 years

The smash brothers announcer that just loudly says anything that you’re doing

I wonder what animals think roads are.

they call it thunderpath why dont you read a warrior cats book you fool, you imbecile

What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, surrounded by a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it”?

A Fresno Nightcrawler, but it has arms, too.

A casette tape with only live recordings of 1600 bardic tales

A lighthouse that has legs at night and walks around

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet