Sonic Riders Real Time Fandub Sentence Starters
« can we be friends now? »
« just because you hold it it doesn’t make it yours! »
« i will punch you! with my fists! »
« i love stealin’ shit! »
« whoah, he’s bisexual, i didn’t know that! »
« by the way, i’m bisexual. i forgot to announce it. »
« i missed my therapy appointment today, and i’m a little upset about it. »
« sorry, i had to scream. »
« watch where you’re going, shithead! »
« i love seeing people suffer when they wrong me, even if it’s minor! »
« i hear womanly emotions. »
« not very impressive for someone of your reputation! »
« we’re your friends, right? you would never replace us with somebody else… you promise? »
« welp. i’m out. done with this shit. »
« i’m gonna win, bitch, i’m gonna win! »
« there’s nothing that can stop me now! especially not some sort of unforseen disaster event! »
« hey audience, i know you’re wondering what the fuck is going on! uhh… me too! »
« you motherfucker, you just left me to die! »
« top 30 anime deaths - number one: Your Fuckin’ Ass RIGHT NOW!!! »
« i just wanted to say thank you for giving me content for my villainous backstory. »
« i’m gonna die! i’m not ready to die! »
« you know, i know you spent like a weekend in france, but you don’t have to, like, pretend you’re french. »
« you are not attractive enough. die. »
« do you ever think about death and stuff? »
« “never go outside your comfort zone”, that’s what i always say. »
« i’m impressed but also very disturbed. »
« how many concussions does it take to get to the center of your fuckin’ head? the answer is “a lot”! a lot of concussions! »
« shut the fuck your mouth you piece of shit!! »
« we just doing this now? we all standing around? a bunch of assholes, standing in a line? congratulations. »
« i’m gonna cause problems on purpose! »
« hang on, wait a minute, we need an attractive person, step aside. »
« wait, i’ve been joking this whole time, do you really think i’m mean? »
« okay, i’m gonna do some soul-searching, but i don’t really think i need to do lotta changing. »
« wait! why am i being blamed for everything? »
« i will follow you anywhere. just tell me where to go. »
« do you think i’ve been a dick to everybody? »
« bitch? you have been SO fucking rude. to everyone. all the time. »
« i’m sorry for being a stupid smelly little bitch! »
« you’re gonna have to beg a little harder than that, motherfucker! »
« now you can be a good boy, just like me! »
