Attention Deficit Hyperactive Torture

whatever you do, keep making art. write in clichés. paint in colours that are too bright. speak in poetry. sketch everything. allow yourself to make mistakes. grow. hold tight to it when everything goes wrong - whatever else happens, you’ll always have the art.

ummmmmm(: maybe if you spent a little bit less money on frivolous luxuries like entertainment (: you wouldn’t be a stupid broke bitch who deserves to be poor(: just some friendly advice(:

“All it takes to be successful is hard work! You gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and stop being lazy!” -Millionaire politician who is the son of another millionaire

This is an oversimplification and a bad graphic.

straight men repress their feelings so severely with their friends and family, and then they come across a girl (whos been socialized to be Empathetic and Nurturing) and they find that they can tell this girl about their Feelings ! everythings great she’s The One ! in reality they just have a normal human bond but actually connecting with anyone is so foreign to men and their emotionally barren male relationships that it seems like something great and wonderful. so now girl is put on a pedestal that she’ll eventually fall from bc she’s human and not just a Male Feelings Receptacle and everyone loses all bc fathers refuse to cry in front of their sons

Whoever wrote this is brilliant.

DID HE MAKE IT??

THANK FUCKING GOD

my bank won’t let me activate my card online so now I’m suffering because I don’t wanna call

it was an automated system

This is such a summary of adulthood and putting shit off

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

TFW you realize that The Split Attraction Model has been around since the Greek Language was a thing

for the love of god please tell me what the hell you’re talking about

… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.