puppyboy

a warden who’ll let me curl up in his lap… while he works..

"you're so sweet!" thanks I'm obsessive and have abandonment issues

i think an obsessed stalker would fix me

a warden who’ll let me curl up in his lap… while he works..

funniest childhood memories to look back on are always hands-down the kink formation ones. hey, little me, do you want to explain to anyone why you’re watching the jungle book 2 for the 40th time this week. it’s not even a good movie. would you please stop staring at that snake.

I wish I could date a older man irl 😞

you have to threaten to rape your friends, at first as a clear joke but increasingly seriously, so that once you actually do it they feel like it's their own fault for not taking you seriously

oh the things i would do for a stalker,, pspspsps,,, come here,,, stalker who's my impossible type,, come to me,,,