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Matrix 1999

right little matchmaker, aren’t you? can’t you find me a fellow?

Aliens: Take us to your leader.  Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude?  Aliens: Um– Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper.  Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her.  Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side.  Aliens:  Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine?  Aliens: Or to massacre you. Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us.  Aliens:  Aliens:  Aliens: Wow. 

This man is trapped in his house with what's going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.

They look like they’re singing a high pitched duet.

Shazam! (2019) dir. David F. Sandberg

”How about you sample this instead?”

Trinity: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Morpheus means more to me than he does to you. I believe that if you’re really serious about saving him, you are going to need my help. And since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don’t like it, I believe you can go to hell. Because you aren’t going anywhere else. Tank, load us up.

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