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"We're going to have to do better than this."
Before Remus could ask what "this" meant, Sirius caught him by the scarf and tugged him behind one of the stone pillars overlooking the courtyard.
"The hand-holding," Sirius said under his breath. "It's lost its effect."
Remus raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess, that girl is stalking you again."
Sirius risked a glance around the pillar before ducking back again. "She's still there."
Remus leaned sideways to look.
"I don't see anyone."
"Disillusionment charm," Sirius shot back instantly. He reached out and slid both of his hands into the front pockets of Remus’s jumper, stepping in so close their chests brushed. "She's advanced. You need to look at me like you're madly in love with me so she loses hope."
Remus eyed him. He knew exactly what the shimmer of a Disillusionment charm looked like. He knew for a fact there was no invisible girl spying on them. He had known for three weeks.
But Sirius’s hands were warm inside his pockets, and the smell of him was completely short-circuiting Remus’s brain.
So he shifted his weight, slowly bringing his hands up to settle firm on Sirius’s hips.
"Alright," Remus said after a moment. "We should probably kiss then."
Sirius’s eyes widened. "What?"
"To scare her off," Remus said simply. "We should probably make it convincing."
For the first time since he'd concocted the whole ridiculous plan, Sirius seemed to run out of words.
"Yeah," he managed after a beat. "Convincing."
Remus didn't give him the chance to think twice. He leaned in and pressed their lips together. The kiss was slow at first, almost tentative, until Sirius let out a soft, startled breath and kissed him back with enough feeling to make it painfully obvious they'd both been waiting for an excuse. Sirius's fingers curled into the front of Remus's jumper, pulling him closer as the kiss deepened.
When they finally pulled apart, the chilly air rushed between them. Sirius was flushed from the cold and something else entirely, his breathing uneven as he searched Remus's face like he was trying to work out what had just happened.
After a long moment, he cleared his throat.
"...Do you think she believed us?"
Remus laughed softly, his thumb brushing absentmindedly along Sirius's jaw before it came to rest beneath his chin.
"I'm not sure," he admitted. "Might have to keep it up for a while."
"How long is 'a while'?"
Remus pretended to consider it.
"I don't know." A smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Hopefully, for the rest of our lives."

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I would love if bugs just didn't bother us, bc yes it'd be amazing if I could do this without being bit, but also bugs are so important and now im sadly overthinking this post lmao
Regulus and remus are the kind of lovers who would suffer for you.
James and evan are the one who would die for you.
Marlene and Sirius would definitely fight for their beloved ones untill death too, but only Barty and Dorcas would fucking kill and torture everyone to avenge their lovers
Remus being sad that Sirius isn't writing/calling him back over the holidays and assuming Sirius doesn't want to talk to him, all while Sirius is expirencing The Horrors™️

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just for you to know sirius starts mumbling every time he’s nervous around remus (which is always) so remus has to bend down a little with that soft “hm?” (it makes sirius ten times more nervous and aroused)
God he's so awkward, I'm gonna eat him
You know, there's this cliché that teenage boys always eat massive amounts, but teenage girls really aren't that different if they're not suppressed by diet culture and body shaming. Like, I was a teenage girl who frankly just stopped bothering to fit into mainstream beauty ideals at some point, and I would regularly make myself just one big massive pot of pasta and devour it completely. This wasn't even stress eating or anything, I just genuinely needed the energy because you know, I was a teenager and my body was developing. I feel like so many teenage girls think they need to eat as little as possible to be petite and pretty, but the truth is that your body is developing just as intensely as teenage boys' bodies. Eat more, please, your body needs it.
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Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
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Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
behind every problematic age gap yuri there's an even more problematic, bigger age gap yaoi