oh, to love and be loved

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breaks my heart 

This makes me sad 😕

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”

Yesterday he said “if you need to insult the same person twice you’ve already failed in your goal to devastate them”

My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa instantly pipes up “his name was Bernie Ryan and he was a scoundrel”

Donkey from Shrek is probably one of the boys from Pinocchio that escaped from the coachman.

GOTEMMMM

wait a second im sexy

me after 4 drinks

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