twat waffles

And when we finally got good representation from an older POC who was married to another POC, y’all don’t wanna hype him up like you did for Loki for that one bullshit line about bisexuality that it had.

Like what is this? What are we doing? Where is the love for this man and his beautiful family?

andrew + things in his bag

My father is a NAZI.

FATHERS:

My son is a twink.

Wally: Y/N! I can't do this stupid math!

Y/N: What’s the math problem?

Wally: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Y/N: *blushes*

Artemis: Is this your plan B?

Dick: Technically, this is plan P.

Artemis: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Dick: Yes, but I marry Y/N in plan M.