Discworld … sentence starters
“I’m your worst nightmare!“
“And if the truth is terrible?“
“I’m not a lady. I’m a witch.“
“Cake is not the issue here.”
“I assure you I will not kill you.”
“Good. No preconceived ideas.“
“I am so fed up with being young.”
“Is this a dagger I see before me?“
“The money should be on the inside.“
“It’s a sword! It’s not meant to be safe!”
“I hope you’re not going to kill anyone.”
“History needs shepherds, not butchers.“
“I’ve heard of them. Bloody dangerous things.”
“Open your eyes and then open your eyes again.“
“When you break rules, break ‘em good and hard.“
“People don’t want to see what can’t possibly exist.“
“The answer is that, terrible or not, it is still the truth.”
“It’s like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King.“
“I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.“
“We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right?“
“Don’t put your faith in gods. But you can believe in turtles.“
“You’re saying humans need… fantasies to make life bearable.“
“Oh, all true. Most of them. A bit of exaggeration, but mostly true.“
“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.”
“You’ve haven’t really been anywhere until you’ve got back home.“
“You cannot fool me anymore. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine.”
“You had to find the truth for yourself. That is how we all find the truth.“
“I’m the one where this man comes out of nowhere and kills you, stone dead.“
“It seems that you have managed to retain this even though you are authority.”
“It’s not gambling to play against someone who’s no good. It’s common sense.“
“You mean… the one with the giant cabbage and the sort of whirring knife thing?“
“I always used to consider that you had a definite anti-authoritarian streak in you.“
“She doesn’t stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.”
“Ye mustn’t be afraid to ask for help. Pride is a good thing, my girl, but it will kill you in time.“
“You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn’t have as many sharp edges.“
“You forced the world to give it to you, no matter the price, and the price is and always will be high…“
“Sometimes the moon is light and sometimes it’s in shadow, but you should always remember it’s the same moon.“
“What we’re going to do is keep the peace. That’s our job. We’re not going to be heroes, we’re just going to be… normal.”
“But you’ve found it, even if at the time you didn’t know what it was you were finding, and you grabbed it by its scrawny neck and made it work for you.“
“No-one likes being told it’s their lucky day. That sort of thing does not bode well. When someone tells you it’s your lucky day, something bad is about to happen.“
“You think there are the good people and the bad people. You are wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.“
“Odd thing, ain’t it… you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.”
